Fanny Page #3

though, is practically silver.

Hm, hm.

It was a gift from Mon Zuey

for my first communion.

Oh, it looks a lot

like silver from here.

And it gets shinier, ha, ha,

and shinier, and... and... Oh.

What are you up to,

you old billy goat?

Oh, my ears, Marius.

Marius.

Hm?

Remember to whom

you're talking.

I'm talking to a

70-year-old lecher!

I'm a young 54.

The truth is

somewhere in between.

And now don't

argue with embryos.

If I chopped your nose

it would run milk.

There's my nose.

Try it!

Hold my hat.

Marius, Panisse, please!

Well, I'm ready.

Well, me too!

Poor thing.

Shopkeeper!

You talk, you talk,

but you start anything.

Nor do you.

I'm controlling myself.

Lecher!

What?

Eunuch!

Oh, Marius, be consistent.

He can't be both.

Debaucher of young girls!

Oh!

That is the last straw!

Huh!

Agh!

Panisse!

Marius!

May I ask just what

you have in mind?

Choking a boy one

third your age?

Your son is a lout!

And with or without

your permission,

I intend to kick

him in the behind!

Argh!

Just you try, and

I kick you so hard

That all your teeth... front

and back, real or false...

Will rattle!

What's going on here?

If you touch Marius,

you will wake up

Tomorrow morning in a hospital.

If I'm in the hospital,

I'll be visiting you!

Then you'll find

yourself in a cemetery!

Yes, putting flowers

on your grave!

Panisse, you have a customer!

I'm busy!

He wants a full set of

stays for a racing sloop.

Go-o-o.

I know what money means to you!

All right, I'll leave.

But it goes without

saying that I'm not

Setting foot in

this place again.

Your word is good

enough for me.

I don't ask for

anything in writing.

Fanny, I'll be speaking

to you very soon.

Now just a minute.

What about our card game?

Oh, I'll be back for that.

What has one thing

to do with another?

Four anisettes.

Here are 10 francs.

Keep the change, waiter!

Honorine, Honorine.

Uh, I have a very important

customer to attend to.

After that, I'd

like to talk to you

About a matter very

crucial to both of us.

Why of course, Panisse.

Any time.

Any time!

Mm.

Are you just a little

ashamed of yourself?

Huh?

Leading that poor

old man on that way.

Don't you realize, you

could have killed him?

Ptt!

When he looked down that...

That skimpy dress of yours,

He went red as a beet root!

Hm.

You were redder.

Marius!

Marius!

Marius!

Oh, she's coming in, Marius!

She's coming in!

Hey, you, get the cases put

away then take care of the bar.

I'll be back in 20 minutes.

Thanks.

Ah, ha, ha!

Oysters!

Muscles!

Beautiful sardines!

Oh, Fanny!

Come here.

Here!

Where were you running

in such a hurry?

Oh, I don't know.

I was just, uh, curious as to

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