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ladies and gents over the weekend.
- With a handsome fee, eh?
- Oh, yes, of course.
- And a good time for all.
- Yes.
It will be a pleasure
to help out his lordship.
I think I can speak for all of us.
Yeah, sounds like good fun.
Let's go.
- Except Humphrey, of course.
- Yeah, we don't want him...
Well, why "except Humphrey,
of course"?
- Your lordship, fellow thespians...
- No curtain speeches, please.
Your lordship,
some members of the cast
are jealous of my sterling portrayals.
I have played valets and gentlemen's
gentlemen from Chicago to Liverpool
and a slight to me is a blow
to all the great names of theater.
What did he say?
"Plenty to eat and drink,
a good fee and she's spoiling it all."
- Yes, precisely.
- Your ladyship,
I beseech that thou wouldst
grant me this opportunity.
I promise the greatest performance
of my career, if thou wouldst,
in the Thames, if thou wouldn'tst.
- Wouldst?
- Yes, come on.
- Don't be upstage.
- Give him a chance.
Oh, very well,
but keep him away from me.
- At your service, milord.
- Good. Fine.
I'll send carriages for you.
I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
Thanks very much.
What polish. What finesse.
Gadzooks
I'm a butler
Who's really a butler
Aloof from my hoof to my blinkers
I look just as bored
As me master, the lord
As I'm serving
The blinking tea drinkers
You've heard of Humphrey
I'm that bloke
Favorite of the gentle folk
Here's how
Yes, milord
I'm your gentleman and valet
Blimey, hain't I blooming bally?
Here, now
Yes, milord
May I crumy your crumpets
In your tea?
Have a banana.
- Howdy.
- Oh, good afternoon, mum.
Aggie.
Good afternoon.
- Your wrap, mum?
- Yeah. Bought it in Chicago.
I'm the butler. May I?
- Thank you. Your cane?
- I think I'll keep it. It might rain.
His lordship waits in the garden.
Follow me, mum.
What class.
Wish we had something like that
at home.
Oh, Ma, somebody would shoot him
before we got him in the house.
Direct from America,
presenting Mrs. Floud and Miss Floud.
So good to see you.
- Hi, earl.
- And more than good to see you.
Come now, meet the family.
This is my mother, Lady Brinstead.
Flattered to meet you,
Lady Brinstead.
- Charmed.
- Do it, Aggie.
Charmed.
And my cousin Rosalind,
Duchess of Dover.
- Charmed.
- How do you do?
Aggie.
- Howdy, duchship.
- How do you do?
His lordship,
the 13th Earl of Brinstead, my father.
- You'd think there was gravy on it.
- Yes, yes. Father. Father!
Forgive Father's enthusiasm.
Told him all about you and that's
his way of showing his approval.
Did you hear that, Aggie?
The earl told his father all about you.
Somebody ought to tell his mother
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