Family Weekend Page #3
would object to sage,
by Mother Earth.
Well my mother's name
is Janice, not Earth,
so if you could keep your flaming
shrubs out of my office,
I'd deeply
appreciate it.
So you ever
been to Fillmore?
Uh...
Back before '70,
it was fantastic.
Me and
my girlfriend Anne
used to get stoned
out of our brains
and check out
all the great bands.
You ever
see CCR on LSD?
Janice must be so proud,
the wonderful mother
you've become.
Ma!
Are you kidding?
You're judging me?
You take that finger
and turn around
and point it
right at yourself.
There's your legacy.
You proud of that?
I don't want her
here anymore.
She takes very good care
of our children.
She feeds them nice organic,
vegetarian meals...
Well, I... I don't care.
Sam, you're not willing
or prepared to make!
Take your sage and...
Guess what.
I'm out of here.
No! Ma, wait!
I'm leaving.
Ma! Mama?
Mama?!
So, we gonna do it,
or what?
Do what?
And scene.
Hey.
Hi, Chris.
How are you?
Um, okay.
Uh...
I'm walking out that door.
You know, right now is not
a very good time.
Oh, yeah. I can... Okay.
Well, look, I...
I only came by
'cause I have this DVD of you
at the quarterfinals...
Come on!
and I just...
Wait! Mom!
No! No, let me go!
Ma! Ma!
Oh. Who do
we have here?
I don't want to be around
that women ever again!
She's the devil.
No!
Oh, hey.
Uh, yeah, I'm Chris.
Look, I... I just came by
'cause I wanted
to give this to Emily.
That's all.
A gift?
Oh, Duncan,
he brought her a gift.
You're a good boy.
Thanks.
Tell me, how long were you
breast-fed as a child?
Mom.
Uh...
Were you on the tit till you were
practically driving?
I'm sorry.
There's nothing
more nutritious
than mother's milk.
It's nature's
protein shake.
Chris?
Yeah?
Yeah. So...
you dating my daughter?
Hmm?
Tell me...
I don't...
are you one
of those A & O guys?
Dad!
Sir?
You know,
one of those cool cats
who tell their girlfriends that
anal and oral isn't real sex
so they can protect
their virginity?
Okay!
Time to go.
It's time to go, Dad.
No.
Dad, no.
What about condoms?
What about 'em?
talking about condoms!
That's enough, Dad!
You know what
I'm talking about.
Sir, I don't think...
You know what
I'm talking about
Dad, that's enough.
I'm gonna go, okay?
Okay, sounds good.
Okay.
Oh, wait! Wait!
Em, I'm sorry.
Ah, God, this DVD.
I just wanted to...
Okay, just take it, okay?
Thanks.
Bye.
Okay, bye.
Bye-bye.
I'd take his balls and wrap
'em around his neck. Hah!
Statistically speaking,
I think parents
kill more teens
than drugs or even cars.
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