Family Weekend Page #2
Bawwk!
Man has processed
his relationship with nature
into bite-size pieces.
You feel me?
Bawwk!
No.
Hmm.
Maybe I should add
some more nuggets.
Yeah, more nuggets to that.
What do you think?
You think it's ready
to show Dad?
I don't care.
Bawwk!
Well, maybe I'll
hold off on the nuggets
and just see
what Dad thinks.
to cut through the bullshit
and right to the core
of the piece, you know?
Oh. You know
what you should do?
What?
Actually show up
to something
when you say
you will.
What the hell?
You look like
a raging homosexual.
I am a raging homosexual.
Mom?
Yeah. Uh-huh, yeah.
Because it's men
21 to 55, that's why.
I want to see power tools,
jackhammers,
nail guns, all that crap
that makes men feel
like they're wielding a substantial
tool for once.
Yes, all men think like that, Rick.
Mom.
Just have it
on my desk Monday.
Yes, sexy drills.
to sex with this demo.
Mom.
He'll pitch humor.
I'm on the phone.
Look, it boils down
to this, Rick.
Do you want to laugh,
or do you want to screw?
Did you forget
something today?
That wasn't a proposition,
sweetie.
Something important?
Look I will be VP by March,
and I do play favorites
What? What?
Maybe something at the precise time
of 3:
30 postmeridian?Oh, my God.
Oh, my... Ohh.
Rick, those J&J mock-ups
were supposed to go to Tokyo
this afternoon at 3:30.
You did?
He did? You did?
On you are
a goddamn stallion.
I'm gonna ride you
all the way to the top.
No, let him pitch humor.
I'd like to see him juggle
his balls in the air.
No! Are you kidding?
He's such a jerk.
Sure. Sound
like a horse.
# We thank you, food
# The food
# That nourishes our soul
Nobody showed up.
Oh, sweetheart, I know.
I'm so sorry.
I desperately tried
to get there,
but Mickey was having a bad day,
and your father was just...
Oh, no.
My God, how many
times do I... GG?
Can you stir that
for me, please?
Need to speak with you.
Um, what part of dry cleaning do
you not understand?
The chemical part.
Dry cleaning
releases
toxic chemicals
into our waters.
I don't care.
I...
I don't care.
This little blouse
cost me $300.
Excuse me. Could you please take this
argument someplace else?
Thank you.
Don't you raise your voice to me,
sugarplum.
I'm not your maid.
Oh, I know.
If you were my maid,
years ago.
Sam!
I'll get it!
Oh, your energy
is so negative,
I have to burn sage every time
I come here.
Oh, is that
what that smell is?
'Cause I thought the forest came
into my office and took a crap.
It's so telling that you
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