Family Weekend Page #2

Synopsis: When her family misses her jump roping competition, a 16-year-old girl and her siblings hold their parents hostage, hoping to correct their unsatisfying behavior.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Benjamin Epps
Production: Arc Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
35
Rotten Tomatoes:
36%
R
Year:
2013
105 min
Website
187 Views


Bawwk!

Man has processed

his relationship with nature

into bite-size pieces.

You feel me?

Bawwk!

No.

Hmm.

Maybe I should add

some more nuggets.

Yeah, more nuggets to that.

What do you think?

You think it's ready

to show Dad?

I don't care.

Bawwk!

Well, maybe I'll

hold off on the nuggets

and just see

what Dad thinks.

I mean, he always knows how

to cut through the bullshit

and right to the core

of the piece, you know?

Oh. You know

what you should do?

What?

Actually show up

to something

when you say

you will.

What the hell?

You look like

a raging homosexual.

I am a raging homosexual.

Mom?

Yeah. Uh-huh, yeah.

Because it's men

21 to 55, that's why.

I want to see power tools,

jackhammers,

nail guns, all that crap

that makes men feel

like they're wielding a substantial

tool for once.

Yes, all men think like that, Rick.

Mom.

Just have it

on my desk Monday.

Yes, sexy drills.

It always comes back

to sex with this demo.

Mom.

Don't worry about Hoverman.

He'll pitch humor.

He always pitches humor.

I'm on the phone.

Look, it boils down

to this, Rick.

Do you want to laugh,

or do you want to screw?

Did you forget

something today?

That wasn't a proposition,

sweetie.

Something important?

Look I will be VP by March,

and I do play favorites

What? What?

Maybe something at the precise time

of 3:
30 postmeridian?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my... Ohh.

Rick, those J&J mock-ups

were supposed to go to Tokyo

this afternoon at 3:30.

You did?

He did? You did?

On you are

a goddamn stallion.

I'm gonna ride you

all the way to the top.

No, let him pitch humor.

I'd like to see him juggle

his balls in the air.

No! Are you kidding?

He's such a jerk.

Sure. Sound

like a horse.

# We thank you, food

# The food

# That nourishes our soul

Nobody showed up.

Oh, sweetheart, I know.

I'm so sorry.

I desperately tried

to get there,

but Mickey was having a bad day,

and your father was just...

Oh, no.

My God, how many

times do I... GG?

Can you stir that

for me, please?

Need to speak with you.

Um, what part of dry cleaning do

you not understand?

The chemical part.

Dry cleaning

releases

toxic chemicals

into our waters.

I don't care.

I...

I don't care.

This little blouse

cost me $300.

Excuse me. Could you please take this

argument someplace else?

Thank you.

Don't you raise your voice to me,

sugarplum.

I'm not your maid.

Oh, I know.

If you were my maid,

I would have fired you

years ago.

Sam!

I'll get it!

Oh, your energy

is so negative,

I have to burn sage every time

I come here.

Oh, is that

what that smell is?

'Cause I thought the forest came

into my office and took a crap.

It's so telling that you

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