Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Page #2

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w!th th!s Emp!re stuff.

Hey, dudes, what you look!ng at?

We th!nk we found someth!ng.

(PROBE DROID CHA TTERING)

That's !t. The Rebels are there.

My lord, there are so many

uncharted settlements.

lt could be a phony! A b!g, fat phony!

What'd them Rebels do anyways?

-You know your fr!end Alan?

-Yeah, l l!ke Alan.

-They took h!s dog.

-(GASPS ) They took Zeus? Oh, no!

-Central Command to Jeffrey.

-Jeffrey here.

-Jeffrey, them Rebels took Zeus.

-That's AIan's dog.

-l know.

-Oh, no!

l know.

Set your course for the Hoth system.

Hey, take care of yourself, Chew!e.

Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa !

What's th!s handshake bus!ness, huh?

Come here. Come on.

Come on, br!ng !t !n. Come on. Come on.

l'm not really a hug person.

Knock !t off. Come here. Come on, br!ng !t.

Yeah, yeah. Hug !t out, b!tch.

Hug !t out, yeah.

Spray that hug all over me.

What's wrong w!th you?

What? l just wanna share

my throbb!ng emot!ons

and shoot hot hug all over you.

l don't get why that's a problem.

Hey, Luke. Take care of yourself, okay?

You, too.

Hey, what'd you end up do!ng

w!th that dog we k!dnapped?

l k!lled !t and ate !t!

-Yeah! Yeah!

-Yeah!

-Rebels! Rebels!

-Rebels!

-Emp!re sucks!

-Rebels!

-Rebels! Yeah!

-Yeah, Rebels! Yeah.

Lord Vader,

we've entered the Hoth system,

but the Rebels have put up

an energy sh!eld block!ng our entry.

What are we gonna do now, buddy?

Adm!ral Ozzel came out

of l!ght speed too qu!ckly.

(CHUCKLlNG) Yeah. l had that problem

w!th a ch!ck the other n!ght.

Okay, gross. l'm gonna

turn around and take care of th!s other guy.

Lord Vader, we're out of Iight speed and...

(CHOKING)

You have fa!led me

for the last t!me, Adm!ral.

D!dn't know l could choke you

through the TV, d!d you?

Well, l can.

Capta!n P!ett, you're !n charge now.

Don't fa!l me, Adm!ral P!ett.

A promotion? ReaIIy?

Can I get business cards

that say ''AdmiraI''?

That's not !n the budget. You know,

we're try!ng to catch Rebels here.

l don't even have bus!ness cards.

None of us do.

-Do you have bus!ness cards?

-Yeah.

You have bus!ness cards?

You're a stormtrooper.

There's l!ke a m!ll!on of you.

What do you need bus!ness cards for?

Well, they're for my cook!e bus!ness.

l don't want... Oh, my God.

(CHUCKLlNG) That chocolate ch!p cook!e

looks l!ke the Death Star.

May l have everyone's attent!on please?

We're evacuat!ng !nto outer space,

w!th l!terally

!nf!n!te d!rect!ons !n wh!ch to flee.

However, we have dec!ded

that our transports

w!ll travel d!rectly toward

the fleet of Star Destroyers.

-Any quest!ons?

-Yeah.

ls there someone from the m!l!tary

we can talk to? A man, perhaps?

S!r, Rebel sh!ps are com!ng !nto our sector.

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