Fallen Stars Page #2

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- Seriously bro, I can

come back next week.

- No, alright?

Just...

I'll take care of this.

Okay, okay.

- Thank you.

- Get some sleep.

Hey.

Hey!

- What?

- Where are you going?

- Home.

- Well, do you want a ride?

- No, I'm fine.

- Are you sure?

Fine, fine, whatever.

- You sure you don't mind?

- Yeah.

- I'm not an alcoholic,

if that's what you think.

- That's not what I think.

- I don't even drink really.

- I don't know why you

care what I think anyway.

- I don't.

- You want to get some coffee?

Do you want to talk

about anything?

- I don't even know you.

- Okay.

- Are you done?

So what are you?

Like some sort of

actor or something?

- What?

Where's that coming from?

- Isn't everyone who

works in a restaurant

some sort of actor?

- No, they're not.

And no, I'm not an actor.

- Okay.

So, what's your deal then?

- My deal?

Well, if you must know,

I'm working on an algorithm

that can predict

within 99% accuracy

the exact moment

you're gonna die.

- You're an ass.

- That is the only smart

thing you've said all day.

I am nothing.

Just a bartender, that's it.

It's all there is.

Wanna hear a joke?

How do gay horses

greet each other?

Hay!

Wow, cool place.

- It's okay.

Okay.

Thanks.

- I don't even know your name.

- Daisy.

Yes, really.

- What a great name.

- Not really.

- Did you know that if you live

in a major metropolitan area

and you've been

married for over a year

the chances of you getting

laid more than once a week

are the same as your getting

killed in a drive-by?

- I did not.

- The only difference is

that with the drive-by

at least it's over quick.

- Well, I will definitely

keep that in mind.

Hey.

- Hey.

- And how are you on

this fine evening?

- Good.

- Usual?

- Sure, thanks.

What?

- Nothing.

- How is everything?

- What?

- Would you like another one?

- No, thanks.

What?

- Nothing.

- Daisy?

- Hey.

- What are you doing here?

- I'm just grabbing a drink.

- Are you living out here now?

- Yeah, you too I guess?

- Yeah, I am doing financing.

It's like whatever but you

know, money's pretty sick.

How are you?

What have you been up to?

- I'm kinda figuring it out.

- Cool, well, do you

want to come join us?

- Yeah, thanks but I

was just on my way out.

- Well, you know what, we

definitely got to hook up,

get a drink sometime.

- Okay, yeah, sure.

- Cool.

- Gosh.

I don't know about you

mister but I am whooped.

Hello?

- What?

- Wow, someone's in a mood.

That's okay.

You know what I always say,

tomorrow is another day.

- Yeah, no sh*t.

- You know what, go

f*** yourself, okay?

F*** off!

F***.

- Yeah, hi.

- Hi.

- Cool light, is it...

- what are you doing here?

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