Failure to Launch
He travels so much
it doesn't make any sense
- to have his own apartment.
- Yeah.
Plus he has a lot of pilot friends
who let him stay over.
Well, I say the whole thing comes down
I mean you can't build a house
without a hammer!
Anyone for a guava smasher?
I learned to make them in Maui.
These really chase your troubles away.
Cheers, sweetie.
And who is my hot little "wahine," huh?
Bev? What is that?
Oh, I got this in Hawaii.
This is Lono, the god of fertility.
Bud has one, too.
Do you want to see it?
- No!
- No!
No. I mean, what's going on here?
- What?
- You're kidding.
- Yes!
- When?
What, like two months ago!
It's been amazing!
Hey, how many times a week
do you think we do it?
- Oh!
- Oh, Bud.
What? Oh!
I can't believe it. How'd you do it?
Dougie's a sweet kid, but...
How in the world did you get him
to move out?
He met a girl.
Met a girl?
Tripp meets a new girl every week.
Well, let's just say maybe he hasn't met
the right girl.
Al, I don't want another recliner.
I want something new.
Hey, here's something new!
Cup holders.
That's not what I'm talking about.
- Okay.
- That's nice.
Get what you want.
Just know that I'm going to be having
an affair within the next six months.
If I've gotta recline,
I'm making it interesting.
Deal.
Hey, gang.
Let's stay on point here, huh?
We're picking out chairs.
Hello, Dolly!
Son, you see her?
Pop? Pick a chair.
This is the one I want.
- Sold.
- No, that's polka dot.
We're not gonna put that in the house.
Pop, relax.
She's taking the chair with her
when she leaves you.
We ain't buying that chair.
I am getting this polka-dot chair.
I've got my own money.
Unless you start dancing again,
you're broke.
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