Fagbug Nation Page #2

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I don't know who left this,

but can you read this one to me?

It says, "I sometimes

run past your car

"when I'm out running.

"I told myself the

next time I did,

"I would break up with

my perfect boyfriend

"and tell him the

truth, I'm gay.

"Here goes nothing.

"Thank you Fagbug."

Oh my, God, that's cool.

It's written on this little

kittycat PostIt.

My car has been egged.

My car has been keyed,

the whole driver's side.

Mud's been thrown at my car.

My car has been spit on.

One time, somebody put

a trashcan on my car,

upsidedown.

Another time, somebody put

both my windshield wipers

and stood 'em standing

straight up and down.

I was like, "If you're gonna

do something, like seriously,

"that's the best you

can come up with?"

My car has only been

rewritten on again, one time.

Somebody wrote, "Faggets

plus dikes need to die,"

on my driver's side window.

If you look closely, they

also misspelled faggots

and they misspelled dykes

so I try to keep in mind

the intelligence level

of who we're dealing with, here.

[Girl] I think ...

it's Ok to be gay.

You're just goin' to

hell, but it's Ok.

[Erin] Would you

drive this car around?

Hell no!

[Erin] Why not?

People gone get

the wrong idea.

(laughter)

[Erin] People will

think you're gay?

Yeah!

[Erin] So you wanna

stay as far away from it

as possible? [Harrison]

Yeah, I'm gonna have Freddy

comin' from across the road,

(exaggerated) "Hey!"

Get the f*** away from me.

That's someone who's not

comfortable with

their sexuality.

No, I just don't like

being around faggots.

I was just looking

out from the window,

and was just seeing

that three guys,

about teenage age,

just walking up,

taking pictures.

I see one guy.

He was facing

towards the window.

I see him just bending down,

and just mooning the camera,

or mooning his friend's phone.

I'm thinking, "Oh my, God.

"That guy is mooning the car."

[Erin] You decided

to moon my car?

I'm sorry, it's

just a thing we do.

[Erin] What made

you wanna moon it?

I don't know, it's

just a thing we do.

[Erin] You just moon

everything in Bakersfield?

Pretty much, huh?

[Luis] Yeah.

[Erin] Was it your idea

or him to moon the car?

Yeah.

[Erin] Why'd you think

that would be cool? (laughs)

To put it on

Facebook or Tumblr.

[Erin] So, you saw the car?

How'd you see it?

[Jeremy] I walked past

it out of the hotel.

[Erin] What'd you think?

[Jeremy] I thought

it was pretty cool.

[Erin] And you

took a picture of it?

[Jeremy] Yeah.

[Voiceover] What'd

you do with the picture?

Tagged it on Instagram.

Threw it to my Facebook.

Put a nice pride tag

on it, and everything.

Within ...

10 seconds, I think it was,

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