Factory Girl Page #2

- Hello.

Andy, I got a new book

to draw in.

It said on the front,

"The Topical Bible. "

I didn't know what the theme

should be, so I thought,

"What rhymes with topical?"

And then I started rhyming.

Topical, bopical...

and then I got to "C."

Cockical. I mean, it's perfect, right?

An entire book about c*cks.

Yeah, that's great.

Her last book

was called "Scars,"

but "C*cks" has a nicer ring to it,

don't you think?

Hmm.

Ooh, maybe we can get

the President's.

Oh yeah,

Johnson's johnson.

Brigid, you got to

call your father.

Are you insane, Andy? You know what

my father would say to me?

- Maybe he'd want to be in the book.

- Yeah.

Brigid's father has an empire.

He's very rich.

Oh, you should do your cock

for the book too.

Hey, Andy,

we're ready.

Oh, we're gonna do the movie.

You want to see?

I can give him a tranquilizer.

Tranquilizer?

I'll take one of those, Mary.

Will you put

the microphone in lower

so we can see it?

Yeah, neat.

- Have you used one before?

- No.

It's easy.

Why don't you turn it on?

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Andy Warhol's "Horse. "

Which one of you

has a gun?

Which one of you has a gun?

Look at the size of it.

Ooh, look at that gun.

- I want to ride it on the prairie.

- I bet you do.

- You've seen bigger, yeah?

- No, of course not.

- Except once or twice.

- Hello?

We're doing a movie.

- Easy, horsie.

- Whoa.

- Whoa, easy there, boy.

- Oh my.

All right.

Oh, sh*t!

Shh.

Shh.

What do you think of The Factory?

Do you like it here?

Of course.

I think it's always good to get beyond

your experiences, you know?

And I hate it when people take

themselves too seriously.

- Don't you?

- Oh, yeah.

I read somewhere

that you were born in California.

Is that true?

Yes, but we were

from back East originally.

Well, Fuzzy got sick.

And so he wanted

to move to a warmer climate,

and he bought a ranch

in Santa Barbara, California.

And that's

where I was born.

Who's Fuzzy?

- Oh, Fuzzy's my father.

- Oh.

My father.

Mm-hmm.

And is Chuck

your best friend?

He's my best girlfriend.

Who's your best boyfriend?

Oh, that's easy.

That would-

actually,

it's not that easy.

I would have to say

my brother Minty.

Oh, well, you should

bring him over.

I can't.

I wish I could.

He's dead.

Who is the first boy

you made it with?

The first boy I made it with

was at Silver Hill.

- The hospital?

- Mm-hmm.

Oh, I hear it's very chic.

Didn't Cornelia Vanderbilt

go there?

All I had to do was walk in

on Fuzzy f***ing

our neighbor.

And then when

I told my mother,

well, Fuzzy said

that I was imagining it.

There has to be

another way.

But even after all the pills

that he pumped me up with,

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