Facial for the First Time

Genre: Adult, Short

which, you know,

is probably very.

So she wants to be with a guy

who seems less freaked out than she is,

and if you can be that guy,

then rad.

But if you can't...

then you're not

gonna be her dude.

I'm never gonna be her dude, am I?

Not with that attitude, my friend, no.

And you're a senior,

so I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed.

Maybe in college you can reinvent

yourself as a doer, not a talker.


Well, you should probably

get back, huh?

Or, you know, if you're worried

your friends are gonna leave...

You asked for my opinion.

No, I was just gonna say

you could catch a ride home with me.

Oh.Well, um...

Yeah, those whores

won't leave without me.

They're all probably hooking up

with somebody.

I would have to go and unhook them,

and I don't feel like doing that, so--

Then don't.

All right. I won't.



This song is amazing.

Yeah, this song is amazing.


Wanna dance with me?

I don't know, I...

Do you wanna...? Ahem.

Do you wanna dance with me?

Hmm, no.


Well, I-- Mm-mm.



Man, way to build up my confidence.

You did-- Well, I--

Which was lacking. It was lacking.

And you even pointed it out.

Look, it's just I don't dance publicly.

And I don't do--

I don't do PDA either.

Those couples, they make me nauseous.

It's like, "Really, guys?

You're gonna make out in the fricking

mall in front of everybody?" Ugh.

Okay, well, first of all, we're

all alone here, you know.

Second of all, I mean, I was just

talking about one dance, you know.


I can't believe I'm doing this.

It's just like the cheesiest thing ever.

All we need now is for it to be raining,

and, like...

I mean, it's just so tired, right?

And completely--

Would you deal with it?

Your balls are vibrating.



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