Facial for the First Time Page #2

---

which, you know,

is probably very.

So she wants to be with a guy

who seems less freaked out than she is,

and if you can be that guy,

then rad.

But if you can't...

then you're not

gonna be her dude.

I'm never gonna be her dude, am I?

Not with that attitude, my friend, no.

And you're a senior,

so I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed.

Maybe in college you can reinvent

yourself as a doer, not a talker.

Maybe.

Well, you should probably

get back, huh?

Or, you know, if you're worried

your friends are gonna leave...

You asked for my opinion.

No, I was just gonna say

you could catch a ride home with me.

Oh.Well, um...

Yeah, those whores

won't leave without me.

They're all probably hooking up

with somebody.

I would have to go and unhook them,

and I don't feel like doing that, so--

Then don't.

All right. I won't.

Great.

Okay.

This song is amazing.

Yeah, this song is amazing.

Amazing.

Wanna dance with me?

I don't know, I...

Do you wanna...? Ahem.

Do you wanna dance with me?

Hmm, no.

What?

Well, I-- Mm-mm.

Just--

Oh

Man, way to build up my confidence.

You did-- Well, I--

Which was lacking. It was lacking.

And you even pointed it out.

Look, it's just I don't dance publicly.

And I don't do--

I don't do PDA either.

Those couples, they make me nauseous.

It's like, "Really, guys?

You're gonna make out in the fricking

mall in front of everybody?" Ugh.

Okay, well, first of all, we're

all alone here, you know.

Second of all, I mean, I was just

talking about one dance, you know.

Well?

I can't believe I'm doing this.

It's just like the cheesiest thing ever.

All we need now is for it to be raining,

and, like...

I mean, it's just so tired, right?

And completely--

Would you deal with it?

Your balls are vibrating.

Uh...

Uh...

Um...

Uh... Huh.

What? What?

Oh, it's just the cops are here.

Get out of here!

Get out of here! Cops!

Where's your car?

We're out of here, man.

Oh, I didn't drive. The Englishman did.

What?

My little English friend.

Who?

They're taking everybody's name, they're handcuffing people.

It's every man for himself. Let's go.

What's wrong with you a**holes?

Let's go.

What should we do?

Um, hang on, I just need to--

I'll call my--

My house is like 10 blocks away.

You wanna walk with me for a little?

Yes.

Where are you gonna go to college?

Uh, Columbia.

Wow, so you're,

like, Smartypants McGee.

No, I don't know

about "Smartypants McGee."

Any idea what you might wanna do?

I wanna teach.

I wanna live in New York and teach.

Oh.

Elementary school to start. Somewhere

where there's a real need, you know?

Uh, then probably

developmental psychology.

Oh, so you pretty much know

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes