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Mike, I think

you're gonna be on bottom

Okay

I'll be the stay-at-home-dad

What?

Mark

So, Matt, what advice do you

have for young people about sex?

Advice Uh

guys, be responsible

You know, always wear a rubber

Of course, it feels way better

to do it without one

Unless, of course,

it's a Vietnamese hooker,

and then I think you just

take your chances

As long as there's a naked chick

somewhere in the room,

you are not gay

If you have an STD,

do not tell your partner

It is a lose-lose situation

Fellas, be nice to your partner

In the morning,

if she needs a ride home,

point her to the nearest bus stop

before you go back to sleep

Be a good guy

Today one out of three

young adults

has a sexually transmitted disease.

And letting a former hook-up know

that you've got genital cooties

can be pretty hard.

Now there's an easier way!

At STD-E-CARDS, you can

share the bad news with one click.

Pick from such messages as,

"You gave me your heart,

I gave you gonorrhea",

or Thanks for the blowj*b...

sorry about the herpes" .

It's from Kevin!

That hot guy

that you hooked up with this weekend?

- Yeah

- What's it say?

"Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I gave you syphilis

when we screwed at the zoo"

That was easy

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Attention, students,

prom is fast approaching.

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in the nurse's office.

- Hi, Carla

- Oh, hey

Hey, listen, um,

I know it's kind of last minute,

but, um,

I wanted to know if you'd maybe

want to go to the prom with me tonight

Oh, I'm sorry, Justin,

someone already asked me

Three weeks ago

Oh... oh, okay

Thats thats all right

Well, have fun, though

Oh, check out your cock!

Oh! Oh, honey!

I've been using these

since the Eisenhower Administration

Can I help you?

Huh?

Uh... uh, no

Oh, honey...

She's a real beaut, isn't she?

This just isn't right

I wish we'd met years ago

My whole high school experience

would have been different

Every day, the one thing

I can count on

So much love

It's like a river

with no end

So much love

The minute it seems to stop,

it starts again

So much love

You've given me so much love

Don't you know

you've made my dream come true

I've always wanted

to see the Grand Canyon, too!

They brought me you,

you brought me love

Dreams come true

every day with you

So much love

Justin, I haven't seen you

around much lately

I've been busy

Well, prom wasn't the same

without you

- Really?

- Yeah

I was wondering if we could

go out sometime

- Me and you?

- Dinner?

Maybe Saturday night?

And just when I thought

the night could not get any worse,

he pukes all over my dress

It was horrible

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