Experiment in Torture Page #2

These girls are awesome.

Listen, they're gonna

take this weekend off.

But don't worry your little peckers off

because we've got a special event

coming in tomorrow

straight out of France.

It's called the...

Come on, tell them.

What's it called, baby?

Folies Bergere! Yeah!

How about them...

I hear the little French...

they do some French sh*t that's outta sight!

So you wanna be here!

Yeah!

Okay, so listen up.

And I hear that they pay...

they like to get paid

their fringe benefits in French tickles.

Oh, yeah!

F*** you all, too!

Get out of here.

Go home.

Listen, you don't have to go home,

but you gotta get the f***

out of here, okay?

So listen up.

No, really.

Be safe.

Get home safely.

And as we say in here,

"Go home, be safe, and get laid."

I'm outta here.

I gotta go home myself and do that.

See y'all later.

Take care now.

Can't they crank up the air in here?

It's like a f***in' oven on that stage.

I have not worn a stitch of clothing

at home all summer.

Hey, did anybody see that creepy guy

who was, like, drawing pictures?

Was he creepy or what?

He kept drawing pictures of my snatch.

- Was he any good?

- What?

I mean...

Did it look...

Yeah, I guess it kinda...

Did you guys see that slimy creepy guy

that looked like a pedophile?

Yeah!

Which one?

It's a first-class client-a-club

vaporize, baby.

Look, I'm going for bacon and eggs.

Anyone want breakfast?

No.

Okay, lockin' up in 10 minutes,

so hurry up.

If anyone needs a ride home,

I'll put you on the back of my bike

if you promise to ride

with your top down.

Yeah, in your dreams, Jack.

I'll drive real slow

so the passerby don't miss a thing.

Oh, me first!

Yeah, the king of the boulevard.

Not!

Last chance, now or never.

- Never!

- No way!

Your loss.

Hey, Jack, what was with

camera crew tonight?

Just some more press

asking questions about missing Faith.

I just hope it's good publicity

for the French show.

Nice attitude, Jack!

What? What do you want from me?

Life goes on and all that

other happy horseshit.

You're a f***ing ass.

I don't want to talk about it, all right?

Let's just lock up.

We'll be out in less than five, okay?

Good.

So I guess we're gonna go through

with this weekend, you guys?

- I guess so!

- Easy money!

Look, all I know is that Miss Kat

needs to get out of this town,

go up to a lake, relax, have some fun.

And you know, getting $5,000

to shoot a fetish film, that's a bonus.

Well, how many reasons do we need?

5,000 apparently.

How often do we get

to go out of town like this?

This French show comes in

and we get to go together.

A weekend away, at the lake?

I mean, everything free?

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