Excision Page #3

You know, we could get like

a hoteI room or something.

Pick me up Monday at noon.

Teacher work day?

That's right, Adam,

teacher work day.

l'll tell my mother

we're in a study group.

Okay, good.

So, uh--

( beeps )

( sniffs )

Dear God, one thing

l've been thinking about.

The whole thing about relatives

watching over you after they die

really rubs me the wrong way.

l do a lot of crazy sh*t

while l'm alone

and l'd appreciate

some privacy.

l don't want to sound

presumptuous.

But if l do get into heaven

and my relatives have been

watching over me,

a lot of relationships will

have been compromised.

- Man on TV:
Hallelujah!

- Group:
Hallelujah!

- Hallelujah!

- Hallelujah!

( man continues preaching )

( man moaning )

( gasps )

They have canoeing.

What's all this?

We're sending your sister

to CF camp.

- What did she do?

- Cute.

Last summer, Gracie had the

time of her Iife at CF camp,

didn't you, honey?

Everyone has the disorder,

so l fit right in.

Mom, a boy named Adam is gonna

pick me up around noon.

He's put together a study group,

because we have a really

big test next week.

l'll only be gone a few hours.

This boy in your study group

must be something.

How'd you meet?

Just get this over with.

( radio playing )

( engine starts )

So, um--

lt's okay.

This will be our little secret.

l, uh...

stole some condoms

from my brother's room.

They're the big kind.

Take off your pants.

( gasps )

lt appears you're too small

for the big kind.

But that's not a bad thing.

lt's just--

it'll hurt less, so it's good.

Um...

we'll forget the condoms.

Like l said,

l'm on birth control

and that is over

Okay, yeah.

Take off your clothes, Adam.

( exhales )

( moaning )

God, you're so f***ing wet.

( gasps )

( shrieks )

l want you to go down on me.

Okay.

( moaning )

( Adam gasps )

What the f***?

( radio playing )

Thank you, Adam.

l had a really nice time.

Can you get the f***

off my car?

How did it go?

It was everything

l'd hoped it would be.

Good. l'm so glad.

First things first.

l don't want to be pregnant.

l know l was on my period

and that pretty much takes

care of that,

but l'm still a little paranoid.

ln any case, if l am pregnant,

l'm just gonna have an abortion.

Apparently, you don't approve

of abortion,

so save us both the trouble.

( crying )

lt's okay.

PhyIIis :

She's with the angels.

l know.

You know what the worst thing

is about having cystic fibrosis?

What's that, sweetheart?

When your friends die.

Last night we found out

Grace's best friend

from CF camp passed away.

Please make a special effort to be nice

to her whiIe she mourns the Ioss.

Where is she?

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