Evil Aliens

Synopsis: The sensationalist reporter Michelle Fox presents the TV show Weird World, with phony matters about UFOS and aliens. When she hears about Cat, a young woman that claims that have been abducted with her boyfriend and become pregnant by aliens, she convinces her chief to travel with a team to the remote Welsh island of Scalled to interview Cat. She invites the cameraman Ricky Anderson with his sound technician partner; the nerd expert in "ufology" and "ley lines" Gavin Gorman; the actress Candy Vixen and an obscure gay actor to prepare the matter. They get a van and wait for the low tide to reach the island, and when they find evidences that aliens are really landed in the location, the ambitious Michelle decides to film her way to fame and wealth.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Jake West
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
R
Year:
2005
93 min
22 Views

I nearly collapsed the church,

by rerouting LEY-lines?

- I believe LEY...

- Yeah!

More about it later.

We got a very tight deadline.

We got to get into the island

before the tide gets in.

Sacallum is a remote island 2 miles

from the mainland.

It's only accessible during low tide,-

- you can drive the coast-way,

called "Devils spine".

We'll be lucky to have our spine left

after this.

The spine is amazing.

It on a major LEY-line.

The island is owned by the Williams-family.

They've owned it for centuries.

It's been farmed since ancient times,

on usually fertile ground.

No shops, no neighbors, no pubs.

And one of the greatest stone-circles

in the whole of Great Britain.

- Isn't it going to be fascinating?

- Absolutely shit!

No pub?!

Wales..!

TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHO

It's so bloody cold!

They do know we're coming, right?

Maybe they all have been abducted?

Hallo?

Miss Williams?

Anyone?

I can't find the f*cking lightswitch.

Hallo?

Anybody home?

Just the wind, sugar.

Nice...

Oh, God..!

F*cking shit.

- Fabulous, dinner!

- Goldielocks, we're home!

- Where's the three f*ckin bears?

- Who cares? I'm starving.

Shoot that for me.

Gasmasks?

The military must have got here first.

Our investigation is screwed.

What the f*ck are you doing

filming in our house?

Does anybody speak Welsh?

- Excuse me, does anyone here speak english?

- English?!

Do you know Cat Williams?

I'm here to interview her.

My God, I'm f*cked!

Remove that thing!

For f*cks sake, stop!

- Sorry, my brothers don't talk English.

- English!

And they're not used to strangers.

What's with the suits?

- We may be cut off here,

but not everything's old-fashioned.

We have a very progressive power-supply.

Manure.

We collect the waste product, and keep it

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Jake West

Jake West (born 1972) is a British film director, known mostly for his horror films and for a series of documentaries looking at film censorship and interviewing well-known directors, actors and industry figures. more…

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