Everything Put Together Page #2

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Yeah? What does your wife call you?

Great Cell Splitter.

- How you feeling today?

- I'm good. A bit sick this morning.

What do you hear from Judith?

Is she adjusting to motherhood?

She's good. Functioning

on two hours sleep a night.

Really? Ethan's a bit of

a night terrorist, is he?

I think so.

Husband Bill, I take it, the

latecomer, he's doing all right?

Is that normal?

Perfect.

Couldn't ask for better numbers.

Now, for my final trick, scoot up

a little bit there. Perfect.

Wait. Excuse me.

All right. Hold that there.

This little piggy went to market,

this little piggy stayed home. Good.

Why are we doing this?

I always do this.

It makes me feel like a doctor.

- Was that normal?

- Perfect. Everything's perfect.

Are you sure?

Positive.

Let 's get this monster

gear off you here.

So, I will see you when your

contractions get a bit shorter.

You stay off the booze.

How cute is this

giraffe, you guys?

Yeah, my mom sent it.

It 's the cutest thing I ever saw.

- That 's really... it 's adorable.

- Hey, it 's cute.

Totally cute. Barbie, do yourself

a favor and look at the cute thing.

I'm pretty sure that I may

be in love with that giraffe.

- Look at it!

- Yeah, it 's adorable.

- It is very adorable.

- Amazing.

I know When we finish

this room, I plan to move in.

- I just had another fantasy.

- Do share.

What about when

they have sleepovers?

All right, don't get too excited,

because they're a pain in the ass.

My child is not gonna be

a pain in the ass, Barbie.

I'll tell you something, Angela, all

children are a pain in the ass...

particularly when they're not yours,

so the best about a sleepover...

...is when it 's at somebody else's.

- Well, excuse me, ladies.

You're all talk. You can't even

handle it when Michael's at school!

Yes, I can. I still have

the twins at home.

And then, when they're gone,

I'm gonna have another one.

- Hello?

- How's it going?

- It 's good. We're doing the room.

- That's good.

This looks great.

Yeah. Can't believe she made it.

- She really made that?

- Yep. She did.

I think it 's beautiful.

I love you too.

- Yeah?

- Hey, Mom?

Hi, honey. What time is it there?

I always forget the difference.

- It 's like five.

- Can I call you back?

- Yeah, sure.

- Okay. Thanks forcalling.

Mommy! I'm thirsty,

bring me a drink.

Think you could make it

a Scotch and water?

That 's the hormones talking.

She doesn't mean it.

Well, you know, I don't know

what to say. Angie's been amazing.

At the end of the first trimester,

she wanted to repaint the house...

so, just get it for her.

What is it, a hundred bucks?

Russ!

So what? She'll have another baby,

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