Everybody Dies But Me

-Hello.

Just a minute loan from your lesson, please.

Sit down.

Announcement for the ninth grade.

On Saturday, at five o'clock, will be a disco.

Those interested are invited.

Softly, softly ...

Quietly, nine "B"!

Alcoholic drinks are not allowed.

At the gatehouse guard you all the checks

I personally will check all.

Friends from neighboring schools to invite prohibited.

- Why?

-Prove that you are old enough

and we can trust you.

Goodbye.

-Bye.

So ... Sit down.

We continue to write.

-Come on! Faster!

Come on!

Come on! "Go ahead!

-I want, so it was a little deeper.

-This Egorov before because of all the disco beats.

"Let Tomiki.

Well, volume, everything is real.

Bye, Tomiki.

- Do not say "goodbye.

-And we shall meet with Thomas.

Houses will now ????? -

they are wildly expensive dad.

Now just go to the disco.

- Figure .. The fine for a tenth grade.

- Egorov? Yes it is, generally, ushlepok.

- Who?

- Yegorov!

A prikin it suck?

- What to suck? It?

- No, pancake, tongue suck.

Fu, yes I even language blevotno.

- That's him, and show yourself.

- Go, in general, naked.

-Now it will be like a real cemetery.

"You had to dig dura.Luchshe

the roots and thrust here.

-And maybe toilet paper in my bra?

- Or I painted.

- Well, you, a pancake, yet grow out his mustache,

everybody to see what you're mature.

-Sovico!

But what is it I Sovico something?

- Because you really sovenochek!

My Sovico! Sovico!

Hare, as well! In short, there's going Egorov.

Well, sure? Just do not go home?

I want the land subsided,

when the soul flies away.

- I'm serious ..

What time you home?

Uh-huh.

- That will go to the disco, and even will not tell anyone.

-But it would be good

if all adults died.

- Vic!

Well, what's left?

-And let's remember males.

Be just like a real funeral.

"Yes it's late.

-And I did not time anywhere.

A sell?

Come.

We just all too

small for this disco.

- To hell! But later we die.

Go!

- What buy?

- Buchloe!

I am so sliced finger.

"You sit, sit down, I'll take away.

-Oh!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

- Excuse me.

- Where ottsovskne fish?

Where are you their business?

I ask you,

what do you do with them. What you say something something?

Where to go?

Well, where have you gone, Joan?

I'm talking to you!

Jeanne

I am talking to you!

You hear me or not?

Jeanne

Jeanne, I talk to anyone?

What is it? Come!

Silence .. Come on, get up.

Everything, everything, everything. Get out here now.

Now slippers ladies.

- Mom, forgive me, please.

- Get up.

- Forgive me, please.

-Yes you that, sdurela that if at all?

Sit down.

-I really do not want to.

-Now.

-I wanted to make a gift to Thomas last.

In parting, Mom.

- Okay. Where wool?

- Forgive me, please.

- No problem.

We have patience a little.

Everything, everything, everything.

Do not even think everything will be fine.

Thus here.

We did not tell his father.

Come on, I will say that I wasted fish.

- You really can not say to him?

- Do not tell, do not tell.

All will be well

we'll buy a thousand of these fish.

Everything, everything .. now.

Hold the handle so.

All. Thus here.

All my girl .. All.

- I'm just scared.

- Scared my little girl.

Scared ...

- Let the disco, and I will have a boy.

Let it be a disco, and I will have a boy.

Let it be a disco, and I will have a boy.

Let it be a disco, and I will have a boy.

Let it be a disco, and I will have a boy.

- Well then, happened?

- Yes.

- Here, have a smoke.

Come.

-Obyasin us, Marchenko,

what have you got to a point in the center.

-This is ... Here the center of the circle.

-This is a lone cock.

You guys that do not read the classics?

It's Carlson.

That's not literature, generally something.

- In short .. my mother in the city was the tomb of the boy ..

this tomb ... acted.

They put the old coins there ..

previously been piggy banks ..

as bell-boys will be so.

Through all this,

My mom and dad met.

- Well? And what are you doing here was supposed to do?

-I built ...

Rapid and, finally, built ...

This Cheburashka Well, guys.

And you do not know?

Kapitonov, and you, that the lesson of laughter?

You're even "Carlson" did not read.

Generally, you have no right to laugh.

- No, I have the right to laugh.

But the geometry of us, in general, in short, got.

This geometry-garbage some laughter alone.

And why laugh?

Yes, because it is useless.

- Cach, you are behaving strangely.

- Well all .. Everything, in short, I'm here again normal.

- "Two".

- Why two?

- "Two".

-For what "two"? What have I done?

Goodbye.

-I, in general, least

expected this from you.

You're almost like a second Makarova.

Again, Makarov? And here Makarov?

- I do not need a second Makarova.

I do not have it right.

Katia, you understand that you are ruining the lesson?

Kate, you understand that this excess?

-Did you kurtosis, fool.

- Kate, I will have to tell the director!

Done, Marchenko.Sadis, "five".

- "Five"?

- "Five". I got ready, corrected.

Molodets.Hot someone tries.

- Come on.

- Cach!

- Well done!

- You fellows, that with me gone.

-You what? We're friends.

-I now swear, I'm for you

same would sdelala.Ya answer.

"Listen, I, too, I swear.

- Pancakes! In short, let us all swear.

You know what happens to all zhizi

once and vse.Davayte?

- Blin, once and for all zhizi?

- Yes.

- No, not grow. Cool!

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