Every Day Page #2

which is too heavy

to ship out.

You won't see a dime.

She'll spend it on drugs.

She's 83. I think we can trust her.

She was always saying

hello in the elevator

asking me how was I doing...

if she could do anything for me.

Very manipulative.

[snoring]

I don't even like him.

You're a good daughter.

I'm a guilty daughter.

I should have found a place

for him there. He's toxic.

You couldn't keep jumping on

a plane every time he fell down

or called you from some

emergency room with chest pains.

I haven't spent this much time

with him in 30 years.

I already feel like I did then.

He's not happy unless he can make

you as depressed as he is.

Well, look. He's here.

You're gonna have to find

some way to deal with it

or you're just gonna be

miserable all the time.

This is perfect.

I finally get three clients lined up

now I gotta cancel them.

I'm sure they'll come back.

I tried to explain to him again

what I did.

He said he would like

to see the studies

showing the efficacy of touch

for the treatment of pain.

[laughing]

Oh, sh*t.

I gotta go.

Look at this.

What?

The doctor said to keep him away

from alcohol, including mouthwash.

That's why he goes

through so much of it.

He's like a teenager.

At least he's

not a gay one.

- [cell phone ringing]

- We gotta talk to Jonah

about this gay prom thing.

I don't want him to go.

He can be mad at us,

I don't give a sh*t.

This is Ernie's doctor in Detroit.

I have to take this.

I don't want him to go.

He can logic us to death.

Hello?

He's not going.

Yes, I did.

Thank you for getting back to me.

Anyways, I don't want to be

the one who always says no.

No. The one you gave me was two years old.

It's completely outdated.

- (Ned) I think it's pretty important that we present

- (Jeannie) Well, someone must have written

- (Jeannie) something down somewhere.

- (Ned) the united front here, don't you think?

- (Jeannie) He was in the hospital for two weeks.

- (Ned) So that I'm not always the bad guy?

No, no, no. It's another Bliss.

My father lived in Belleville. Yes.

Yeah.

We've been through this.

Okay, I'm, I'm gonna leave now.

I'll call you when I'm on my way back.

Welcome back.

No, he's not dead.

He's in New York.

[horn honks]

Gotta go.

Hey.

[kissing noises]

I missed you.

Look at you.

It looks like you've grown

two inches in a week.

Your hair is huge.

How's Ernie?

It's gonna take him a little

while to get reoriented.

Pretty big change.

Is he still sad that Shirlee died?

Very. But he's been pretty sad

for a long time.

How are you?

I've missed you.

I had a dream the other night

that your plane crashed

and you were killed.

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