Even Lambs Have Teeth Page #3

All the farmers

come up here for supplies.

A few of them

walk down the hill.

Oh.

I just thought I'd get you

acquainted with the area.

Now you know the way.

-Now we know the way.

-Hm.

Don't leave 'em just

standing out there, you idiots.

Bring 'em on in!

You're freakin'

these poor girls out.

I've just taken a pie

out of the oven.

Kettle's on the boil.

-Oh, that's not necessary.

-Nonsense.

We'll have a quick cup of tea

and then walk you to the farm.

That way you know

your way back here.

Once you taste my pie, you'll

be glad you know the way back.

Oh, that's just Edgar.

He's harmless, honey.

A little afternoon pick-me-up.

Have a seat.

The pie smells great.

It's a blue ribbon winner.

Ain't nothing like it anywhere

outside of Tendale, Washington.

You want some whipped cream

with that?

Whipped cream would be awesome.

Oh.

Tell him we met some boys.

Thanks!

Thank you.

Mm!

This pie is great.

Thank you.

It's my grandma's recipe.

We've been drugged.

-What?

-Drugged!

You'd better get 'em before

they make it to the highway.

Hello?

Hello?!

HELLO!

-What the f***!

-I don't know!

-Oh, my God!

-We're gonna get out of here.

They're gonna kill us!

Katie, look at me.

We're gonna get out of here.

Say it. SAY IT!

We're gonna get out of here.

-Promise me.

-I promise.

Oh!

Somebody please help us!

Help! Help us! Please!

Help!

Help! We're stuck up here in

the middle of f***ing nowhere!

No-one can hear you

bang and scream.

There ain't a soul around here

for miles in every direction.

Let us go.

My advice?

Sh*t is gonna happen.

If you wanna keep all your

teeth, just go with it.

-It's easier.

-What are you talking about?

Let me show you our amenities.

What we have here

are outdoor showers,

some clothing.

What?

And that there

is a fine mattress.

It isn't exactly one of them

f***ing bowling-ball mattresses,

but it'll do just fine.

-What are you gonna do with us?

-Ripley.

-What? No.

-We've got a tap

for fresh well water

and a small generator

around back that provides power

for the lamps and anything else.

-You have to let us go!

-That there's the toilet.

We'll take care of that

as required.

We are, after all,

not savages.

We're gonna get along just fine.

Well, let's get a look at you.

What'd I tell you about

this sh*t?

I'm sorry.

You picked them up

in the blue truck?

What'd I tell you about taking

the truck without asking?

I'm sorry.

Go get the other one.

Ladies, I apologise.

It's my job to make sure

that you stay healthy.

Looks like somebody

named Jason...

...is trying to text you

to see if you're OK.

He's my uncle.

Well, I'll text,

"Everything's good.

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