Evan Almighty Page #3
Rita, why didn't you tell me about this?
I just did:
You need to tell me about it
before I need to know about it:
Marty, you are not the vice congressman:
I am the legislative:::
Nobody voted for you: If Evan gets shot
in the head, you do not automatically:::
If Evan got shot in the head,
you're the first suspect:
Play nice:
Play nice:All right, Eugene, Congressman Long's bill:
What is it?
HR7124, better known as CINPLAN:
The bill would open up fringe areas
of the national parks for development:
Long's been sitting on it for ages:::
Got it:
Pause: Come on, Evan, this is huge:You hitch your wagon to the right star,
you could ride all the way down
to Pennsylvania Avenue:
This is day one:
You got your name on a major piece
of legislation!
Oh, and another thing,
he wants you to read it today:
Well, I can't do it today:
I promised my kids:::
Eugene:
Well, sir, there's a time clock on the bill:
If Congressman Long wants to
pass it this quarter,
he's going to have to introduce it
to the committee immediately:
I'm personally going with whatever
Congressman Baxter decides,
because if I could be like one man,
it'd be him:
Either him or Kareem:
Can I tase him?
Gene! Heel!
It'd probably be you:
Come on, Evan, this is it!
This is why we came here!
It's world-changing time!
Hey, anybody home?
Come on:
We're in here!Hey, guys:
Dad, guess what? I got all your stuff
packed up so that we can:::
What's wrong?
We're not going, are we?
First things first:
I have been asked to junior cosponsor a bill:
Yeah:
See? I told you:
And you owe me five bucks:Whoa, whoa, guys:
Hey:
Hey, we said we wouldhave to make sacrifices, right?
Yeah:
Whatever:New house, same old dad:
Hey, I'm the one who has to read this thing!
Hey:
Did you hear?Junior cosponsor of a bill:
Okay, Ry, let's clean all this stuff up:
Dad's got work to do:
No:
It's 6:14:Of course:
Voodoo clock speaks again:What the:
::Hey! Hey! Hey! No: Okay:
Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! What's going on?
I got a delivery for Evan Baxter!
Yeah, that's not mine: I didn't order that!
I just deliver, guy, huh?
You got a complaint, call the number!
No! Hey! Listen! We are 416, not 614!
You've got the wrong house!
You can't leave that there!
Listen! Listen!
That's going to leave a brown patch!
I am a U:
S: congressman!Dad, what are you doing? I'm watching this:
Genesis 6:
14:Gen 6:
14:Joan! Do we have a Bible anywhere?
Genesis 6:
14:"Make thee an ark of gopherwood:::"
Gopherwood:
"Go-four-wood:
" Get it?Well, it's not really gopherwood:
I just like the wordplay:
No, it's pine and maple:
It was clear-cut from this valley
to make room for all those houses:
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