Euro Angels Hardball 13: The Hole Story Page #2

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ourparents always believed each other.

He called it the unholy alliance.

If ourparents thought we were in Wales

and the school thought we were at home,...

..they'd never question it.

Baby

See me

Call, baby

You seem cold, oh

I fall

- ln love

- Bye!

Come, please

Hold me

Goodbye

Aye, aye, here come the troops.

Jesus, you're late!

Did anyone see you?

- Just back from the Himalayas

Liz. Frankie you know,

Geoff I'm sure you've heard of.

- None of it is true.

- Except that one about the butter.

And Mike.

Well, call me a muppet, mate,

but there's nothing here.

I'm not spending all weekend

sitting on a tree trunk.

- You can't see the wood for the trees.

- Is he taking the piss?

Are you taking the piss, Martin?

I could snap your neck like that, mate.

It's right here. Can't you see it?

You have ten seconds to get interesting.

It's right beneath your feet.

- Oh, yes.

- Oh, no.

Oh, yes! Martin!

Watch out, ladies.

Whoa, dude! Whoa! You all right?

Hey, I'm coming down. Hang on.

Oh, my God, how cool.

- Hello!

- Yeeehaaa! Whooo! Oh, man.

- Sh*t, how deep is it?

- Oh, my God.

- Look at this f***ing thing.

- Man, where'd you get the key?

- Wouldn't you like to know?

- And what is this?

- You know the old war bunker over there?

This is the escape hatch.

You're so weird, dude.

Will you have to close it?

I need fresh air to keep my skin clear.

- Oh, right. It looks beautiful.

- Stop it.

- You don't want to be found, do you?

- No, we certainly don't.

Nice one. See you later.

- You're going in there?

- Course I'm going in there!

See you inside.

- The power's on the left.

- Yeah.

Oh, man. What is that smell?

It looks like a tomb.

- And?

- And I ain't goin' in there.

- Oh, like I care what you think?

Uh...

Can't be any worse than Wales, right?

- Me next!

- That's practical, Frankie

- Did you get that smell? What is that?

- Jesus, man.

- You all right?

- What?

You all right? Watch out for that bit.

Oh, man.

Mikey, look at this, man.

Check this out! This is huge!

Look at that! What is that stuff?

Whoa!

Ladies, you are going to love it down here!

I'll get them to send it up

to your room, Frankie!

- Oh, shut up! Just be careful with it.

- This way.

- Jesus, it's so dark!

- Right, I'm going first.

- Are you going down?

- Yeah.

- The ladder stops, mate.

- What?

Oh, no, it's cool. It's just...

Do you need a light?

- Yeah. Shine it down here.

- What is that smell? It's disgusting!

- Enjoy the Mike Steel experience.

Do you think he'll fall in love with me?

Just be careful.

- Liz, watch the step.

- Mate, look at the pit!

Here, pass the rucksack.

Mind the ledge, it's really narrow.

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