Essex Boys Page #2

You are f***ing Billy Whizz.

Yeah. Let's move.

Well done, Billy Whizz.

You did all right.

Yeah, nice one, Billy.

What do you think

of the barnet, Billy ?

- It's all right, isn't it ?

- Yeah, it looks all right.

See, I told you.

And this boy knows

what he's talking about.

Mm, pair of f***ing poofs.

[Jason Laughing]

[ Softly]

Nicole. Nicole.

Oi, look. Ta-da.

Ta-da !

[ Chuckles ]

You said you was going to be back

at 12:
00, Billy.

I know. I'm sorry.

I've had a right result, though.

Look at that, 500 quid.

That's for one night's work.

- Where are you going ?

- I needa wee.

So, what happened ?

Well, it just seemed to go on,

and I couldn't get away.

If I'd known you was going

to be out all night, I wouldn't

have bothered coming around.

- I'm sorry.

- I've got to pick up Candice

in a couple of hours.

Yeah, but that's 500 quid.

It's not bad, is it ?

That's just for driving them

about. And I tell you what,

they're well pleased with me.

All of a sudden,

I have just become Billy Whizz.

It's like Billy Whizz this

and Billy Whizz that.

- Better than cabbing, isn't it ?

- o you mind ?

Sorry.

-[Toilet Flushes]

- They'll want me again tomorrow.

Thank you very much.

Come on, get into bed.

Warm me up.

Make yourself useful.

[Billy Narrating] The following

night, I'm out with them again.

Pete Chaseruns the security

at Dantes,

which means I don't have to queue up

with all the other mugs,

- which is nice.

- [ Murmuring ]

Billy Whizz, come on, son.

You're with the A-team now.

[ Murmuring Continues ]

[Techno]

Who's he, Billy ?

Oh, my God, that's Jason Locke,

isn't it ?

He's just come out.

did she ?

It's a simple question,

and I want an answer.

[ Exhales ]

Why'd you have to ask me ?

It's insulting.

No is the answer.

Absolutely not. No.

did you see her

spending time with anyone ?

Come on, Jase.

I just told you.

That I know of,

she didn't mess around.

What do you mean,

"that you know of" ?

Hey, Billy Whizz,

come over here.

Stay there.

How you doing, Billy ?

- Not too bad, Mr. Chase.

- Call me, Peter.

- All right ?

- Are you Jason ?

Yeah.

What you gonna do when you've finished

with Jason, go back to cabbing ?

Er, yeah. I mean, I thought

I might do the knowledge.

- You know what I mean, do it properly.

- That's a hard game, that.

All them f***in' tests. Sloggin'

about onmopeds. Goodluck to you, boy.

Well, you've gotta

do something, ain't ya ?

I don't like to see anybody

work when they don't have to.

And you're

a bright bloke, Billy.

We've been very impressed

with you. Very impressed.

We'd like to make you

an offer.

How about when you finish driving Jason

around, you don't go back to cabbing ?

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