Escape from Cannibal Farm Page #2

You like lemonade.

I've got a little

old lemonade tree

'round the back of them

hay bales where.

Pickled the lemonade

myself didn't I?

Do you make it look and

smell like piss intentionally

or does that happen by accident?

We have a fridge with plenty

of food and drink to

last the whole weekend.

If you could just point us in

the direction of that farm.

The Hansen Farm?

I knows it.

Just down that hill there.

Follow the old ground

and you.

Thank you.

That your family back there?

This is my wife

Kathy and her family.

Is that your little

boy back there?

That's my stepson Sam.

Hi Sammy.

Sure your cute little boy

don't want some of my lemonade?

I can make it for him.

I make it proper

good and tasty like.

Go Wesley, just drive, go.

Oh yes.

Oh smell that fresh country air.

Smells like cow sh*t.

Oh my ass is numb.

It's hurting my lungs.

Would it have killed you

to just buy some cider?

Right, nobody come 'round

back I'm taking a piss.

He probably only gets

like one customer a day.

Toby there's a toilet inside.

One a week.

It's very pretty here Wesley.

Well at least somebody

appreciates the countryside.

Right ladies your job

is to pitch the tent

right over there

while us men head out and

get some wood for a fire.

Come on Daniels you're

coming with me.

Aren't you gonna

wait for Toby?

I said

us men.

Sam can't you leave

me alone while I piss?

Sam.

Sam.

What are you doing?

Look.

What is that?

Finders keepers.

Oh don't touch old sh*t,

it could be possessed.

Possessed?

Yeah you know like that

old video I made you watch,

Night of the Satanic Exorcism.

Made you watch it

when you were four.

- Yeah thanks for that.

- You're welcome.

Let's go explore but I

don't want that thing near me.

Okay.

It's good to have you

here with us Jess.

We don't see enough

of you or Kurt.

We just don't

get the time Mom.

That's life, everybody's

money rich and time poor.

Yeah well Kurt and I are

time poor and money poor.

You know we'd help

you if we could Jess.

Oh no Mom that's not

what I was implying.

Since I've stopped

helping you out with money

I barely hear from you.

Is that all you need me for?

Mom don't be so ridiculous.

You know your father and I

met in the city way back when.

Well prices have

gone up since then.

I mean Kurt and I

we barely make rent

and we basically

live in a cellar.

Well it's hard

when you're young

but well it gets a bit easier.

Mom I have been living out

of my overdraft for three years

whereas you have what,

two houses and three cars.

Toby and Sam they're gonna

need to live at home with you

'til they're at least 30.

I don't think Wesley

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