Ernest et Célestine Page #3

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What's the best tooth

to replace the incisor

of a toothless rodent?

A bear's tooth.

Exactly, a bear's tooth is the most sturdy.

And the easiest to collect,

since stupid bear-cubs

leave them under their pillows.

So, Clestine, you'll go back up,

and get more teeth from those little idiots.

You will not come down, Clestine,

until you collected 50 teeth.

50 teeth, Clestine.

50 teeth.

Buck up, Clestine.

OK, you coming?

Yes, coming, coming!

Hello, hello, children.

Are you all fine?

Yes!

I'd like a cream pastry .

Yes, cream pastry.

Hello, I'd like a box of candy.

Yes, a box of candy. Yes.

5 marshmallow suckers.

Yes, 5 marshmallow suckers.

A box of marshmallows.

A box of marshmallows, coming up!

Some barley-sugars.

Yes, voil, voil, barley-sugars.

A lemon ice cream, please, papa!

A lemon ice cream, to go.

Hold on .

C'mere, you!

No sugary sweets, Lon.

I told you 100 times. Never!

But papa, why...

Dont but papa me!

I forbid the tiniest bit of sugar.

You wanna carry your teeth in your pocket?

You'll end up at your mother's

boutique there,

with your rotten teeth,

is that what you want?

Scram, now.

We'll talk tonight.

Mr Rossoner, hello!

How are you today?

Fine, fine.

I need a tooth to eat my nougat with.

Of course. Which do you need?

Incisor? Canine?

No, I need a premolar.

Let me think.

Ah voil!

I have just the model you need.

A first rate premolar.

Try it.

I'll take it, it's perfect.

Thank you, Madame.

- Voil my little teddy bear.

- Thanks.

What's your pleasure,

my little chickadee?

Barley sugars?

Candyfloss?

Colored candy?

You got marshmallows?

Marshmallows?

Of course!

I've run out.

No, no. Don't cry,

I have more in stock. Don't cry.

Don't move, I'll be back.

Be right back!

What the f are you doing?

Thief! Thief!

I'll call the police.

Ernest?

My marshmallows!

They're MY marshmallows!

Police!

Police!

Thief! He stole all my bonbons.

Here. Here he is! Here!

What's going on?

Ernest?

This morning in the square

you busted our eardrums,

now you're doing break-ins ?

How did you manage to get in?

A little mouse who...

A little what?

I was hungry and it smelled good,

so there!

Alright, let's go.

Let's load him up.

Get in.

My marshmallows!

My marshmallows! Gimme!

Let me go!

My marshmallows!

No respect for the rules of commerce,

shameful!

Ernest, Ernest, you want...

You want me to free you, Ernest?

If I free you,

can you do me a little favour?

And a big favour Ernest,

If I free you, will you?

An enormous favour, Ernest, If I free you,

a huge favour?

The biggest favour in the world?

Of course, Clestine,

the biggest favour in the world.

You want more peas, pumpkin?

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