Envy Page #2

- [Natalie] Good job.

You know Dimitriov in research?

- Dimitriov?

- Yeah.

- Kind of big beard? Kind of strange?

- No.

- l told him about my invention.

- What invention?

Vapoorize!

Nick, you got a cute name, that's it.

lt's not an invention. lt's an idea.

lt's nothing.

Not according to Dimitriov.

He thinks l'm really on to something.

~ [harmonica, drumming]

- [all] Bravo!

- [Natalie] Good stuff.

- [Nick] Good job.

- [Natalie] Good stuff.

You know what? l love this tent.

There's not one bug.

Guess what?

l went over to Dimitriov's

a couple nights ago.

We ran some experiments in his sink.

- He's having a ball with this thing.

- What thing?

You didn't tell Debbie

about my invention?

No, sorry, l didn't.

Go ahead. This is great.

Check it out.

lt's a spray can, okay?

And you spray it on dog poo...

and the poo disappears.

That is an awesome invention.

l mean, we could sure use it.

lt's not an invention. lt's nothing.

l mean, how does it work?

lt's a spray can and you spray it on.

- Exactly.

- Right?

Yeah, l know.

But what makes it disappear?

Things don't just disappear.

l don't know, honey.

How does anything work?

How does electricity work?

l think it's a great idea.

So do l. l think it's really exciting.

- [Tim laughs]

- You're nuts.

Dessert, everybody?

- l'm nuts. l'm crazy.

- You're crazy!

Hey, l have an invention.

Honey, l have an invention.

lt's this button you press and

you sprout wings and you can fly.

You can fly into outer space,

to the moon, to Jupiter if you like.

[low chattering]

[whispering] He's doing so well.

[Tim] He's not doing anything.

- Does he have any lines?

- No, honey, he's a tree.

Three months of rehearsal.

Dimitriov wants to know

if l want to take it to the next level.

Four thousand bucks.

You want to go in with me, 50l50?

[chuckling] l pray to God

you're kidding.

- Your invention?

- Yeah.

We've been working with dry ice.

We've got something amazing.

Nick, forget it.

No, wait a minute. $2,000.

We have that in our savings.

[Debbie] Who knows?

Sh*t doesn't just disappear.

lt has to go somewhere.

And it's not an invention, it's an idea.

lt's a pie in the sky idea.

And l'll tell you,

as your best friend...

l think you should

just pull out right now.

Don't waste your money.

You're gonna regret it.

''lt's pie in the sky.''

- [screaming]

- [gasping]

Where are the kids?

What's happening?

Honey?

[Natalie] l have champagne glasses, too.

[Nick] All right!

What's happening?

[Nick] Okay, let me get it for you.

l'll do everything.

You just stay there and just relax

and get ready for the big stuff.

- [Nick] We got it.

- [Natalie giggling]

- Exciting.

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