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you know, but you've gotta go
where the oil is,
and Kern County, uh,
because of its, uh,
you know, archaeological past,
happens to have
70, uh, oil fields
just within an area near
the size of Massachusetts.
And, of course,
if this looks familiar to you,
it may be because in 1970
they filmed Five Easy Pieces
with Jack Nicholson and
Karen Black out in this area.
Now, I'm not much
of an impersonator,
but the classic, uh, line
is in the diner.
And I don't know if you remember
it or not, but he says,
"All right, let me make
this easy for ya, okay?"
I want an omelet, plain,
on wheat toast.
Now, no butter, no mayo,
no lettuce,
and a cup of coffee.
"Now, hold the chicken."
Oh!
Like that, what I just did?
Was it funny?
You like f***in' clowns, huh?
Yeah, you like f***in' clowns,
look at that hair.
Well, that was more
than I expected.
Oh, yeah?
- But, uh...
- All right.
Sorry.
You're lucky.
All you got's glasses.
Why did Carrot Top,
legendary, legendary, legendary
legendary prop comedian
Carrot Top,
legendary Vegas prop comedian
Carrot Top...
Why did Carrot Top,
legendary Carrot Top,
refuse,
absolutely refuse
the pleading requests
of the topless Playboy playmate
who was naked in the jacuzzi
with him?
Because she was begging him
I'm just trying
to earn a living.
Come on, people, these are...
These are great jokes.
We traveled a long distance
carrying these jokes
and thrust them
into your fool faces.
So sit there and paste a smile
on your face and have some fun.
That's what it's all about,
folks, having fun,
forgetting your problems.
And you have a lot of problems,
I can tell.
Forget 'em just for a few
moments and just laugh with me.
We're gonna have so much fun.
This is a great
group of friends here,
my new friends here tonight,
huh?
Okay, perfect. Thank you.
Thanks for coming to the show.
Great show, by the way.
You are really hilarious.
Thank you.
I don't know
how to tell you this.
That hotel room didn't work out,
but I did talk to my cousin,
Alejandro,
and he said he'd
be willing to take you in.
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
- Robert De Niro!
- Yeah.
- Fly, you pelican, fly!
- Um, Scarface.
- Yeah, Scarface.
- Now, you go.
He wants you
to do an impression.
No.
Hi.
Hello?
They pulled gold out of here.
They pulled silver,
tungsten,
nickel,
copper.
Everything comes either directly
or indirectly from the soil,
as you can look around you,
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