End Of Watch Page #2

before the end of the watch.

Really, Sarge?

Sarge, if we kill someone

in X 13, can we go back to X 9?

Today

is a brand new day.

Get the shop, gas the

shop, wash the shop.

Make sure day watch didn't leave

behind any surprises for us.

Look for guns, drugs, puke.

Pay attention, Boot.

- Goodbye. Hurry up.

- Yes, sir.

How you doing,

Van Hauser?

I warned you

about that sh*t.

Where you running

with that piece, Boot?

What?

Why you so scared?

Go, go! Jesus Christ!

Go on, sh*t.

Jesus! It's like it's day one.

Boot, slow down with that piece.

Slow down!

Orozco, have

you been working out?

Yeah, with your mom. Why are

you shooting everything?

It's for his class.

I thought you

were studying law.

Pre-law.

I need an art elective.

I'm taking filmmaking.

Well, get my good side, eh?

You don't

have a good side.

Listen, you know they

can subpoena that sh*t

if something goes

sideways, right?

Think twice.

Two words. Erase button.

Two words. Just

'cause you guys think

you're these big

ghetto gunfighters now,

don't mean you can be

dropping your calls.

That was at least

two dozen words.

Yeah, well, I barely got a GED,

so what do you expect,

white boy?

Unbelievable.

Saddle up, ladies, we're

sick of holding up your end.

Admit it,

you'd hit that sh*t.

Orozco?

Yeah.

With a cinderblock.

Check the roof, Boot.

Where's your shop?

I got Red Bull, Monster and...

They all say 13,

check the roof.

Thank you, ma'am.

Faster, Boot, let's go.

Get in the car!

Yes, sir!

And then I got

you some kombucha

'cause I know you

like that stuff.

F*** that sh*t!

What is that?

Dude, it's good

to be back, man.

Old lady was driving me crazy at

the casa, like making me do sh*t.

Oh, no! She dared ask

for your help around the house.

That's incredible.

Outrageous.

Just 'cause I look like

the dudes from Home Depot,

doesn't mean I do the sh*t

the Home Depot dudes do.

I would never profile you

as a man who helps

his wife with chores.

Shut up.

Dude, I'm your homie, okay?

I would never, ever do that.

Oh, bro!

Hmm?

Her brother was

always coming over

during the day to swim.

Every day.

I hate everything about him.

He smells like weed sometimes.

Like he's got,

like, a prescription.

And Gabby was like,

"No, it's all good."

I was like, "Whatever, get

him the hell out of here."

I swear to God, I'm filling

in that pool with cement.

Not personally,

'cause you'll hire

a Home Depot dude

for that task.

F*** you.

13X 13,

4-15 man at 9742 Maple.

Code 2. Incident 4-5-6-2.

13 X 13. Roger,

show us en route.

X 13, roger.

First customer of the day.

I hope they enjoy

our police service.

Suck my dick! That motherf***er's

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