Employee Of The Month Page #2

How could you do that?

Hey, guy, we're headed over

to the Steaksmith for a drink. You in?

No. I'm having dinner

with the old lady tonight.

Need a lift?

No.

- Where's that beautiful lady of mine?

- Right in here. I'm on my last Scratcher.

Grandma, I think it's time that you invest

in something a little less speculative.

You really think I should take

financial advice from you?

One-nothing, Grandma.

What have we got here?

Okay, pay attention.

Where's it going? What's that?

Oh, Lean Pockets.

Somebody takes care of themselves.

Oh, well, now, I refuse to believe

that's not your natural hair color.

Oh, stop it!

Oh, that's a lot of lotion.

Somebody's gonna

pamper themselves tonight.

Maybe I will.

Your total is $69.60... Just kidding, $24.08.

Oh, gosh, did you get these

here at Super Club?

Oh, they smell wonderful. They really do.

Look at them.

Like moths around a dim yellow bulb.

Yeah, he's like Cirque du Soleil over there.

Oh, the Zumanity.

Anyone can do that. Anyone could do that.

Okay, and you've been

employee of the month how many times?

He's got a point.

Wait a second here.

You have no idea how much planning

and energy it takes

to keep such a low profile, okay?

It's practically an art, what I do.

- Zack, boxes needed at checkout four.

- I'm on it.

- Hey, guys.

- Hey, what's up, Semi?

Do me a favor. Can you bring

some boxes over to checkout four?

Okay.

- Yeah.

- It's quite an art.

Now, that's art.

She is totally untouchable.

No, she's hot,

but every girl's got a vulnerable place.

Yeah, it's called the dingly.

I'll see you guys later.

Hey, Zack, don't forget Sasha... Tasha...

Mikhal has soccer practice at 11:00.

- You're covering for me.

- Got it.

Excuse me,

do you have a membership card?

Sir, I work here.

- Really?

- What's going on, Joe?

This lady doesn't have a membership card.

- Oh, I'll take it from here, bro.

- Yeah, go to it, Zack.

Listen, I'm gonna let you pass this time,

but next time you might want to use

the "my dog ate it" excuse.

Maybe wear an eye patch or something.

Because nobody's gonna believe

you work here.

No seriously, it's supposed to be

my first day. I just transferred from 232.

- You're the new cashier?

- I'm Amy.

Hey.

- I'm sorry. I didn't...

- It's okay.

Nobody would believe...

'Cause you don't look like you would...

I'm Zack.

I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't listen.

Yeah, he gets a little stubborn sometimes.

You give a guy a badge and suddenly gets

- this false sense of power.

- ...a false sense of power.

- Jinx, you owe me a Coke.

- Jinx, you owe me a Coke.

- No way.

- No way.

Hi, there.

Check stand number one.

Head cashier, Vince Downey.

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