Embrace Of The Vampire Page #2

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WORK, BELIEVE ME.

YOU'RE SUCH

AN A**HOLE.

AND YOU LOVE IT.

SEE YOU:

TONIGHT, THEN?

I LOVE THOSE EYES.

DON'T YOU LOVE THOSE EYES?

IS THA YOUR BOYFRIEND?

I DON'T KNOW IF I'D

CALL HIM MY BOYFRIEND,

BUT HE SERVES:

HIS PURPOSE.

TELL HER ABOU THE ANSWERING MACHINE.

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.

PLEASE.

TELL HER.

NEVER MIND. I'LL TELL HER.

THE FIRST NIGHT ELIZA

AND ROBBY HOOK UP,

THEY GET SMASHED AT McGEE'S

AND GO BACK TO THE DORM.

I WAS IN COMPLETE

CONTROL.

YEAH, RIGHT. ANYWAY, ELIZA

HITS HER ANSWERING MACHINE,

THINKING SHE'S GO ALL THESE MESSAGES,

ONLY SHE HITS:

THE WRONG BUTTON,

AND INSTEAD OF:

PRESSING THE PLAY BUTTON,

SHE WAS RECORDING

A NEW MESSAGE.

STUPID MACHINE.

YEAH. WELL, ANYWAY, MAYBE

ELIZA HIT THE WRONG BUTTON,

BUT ROB WAS HITTING

ALL THE RIGHT ONES,

AND ELIZA IS A SCREAMER,

SO ELIZA'S GOING, "DO ME!

F*** ME, STUD! F*** ME HARDER!"

AND THE WHOLE THING

IS BEING RECORDED,

SO THE NEXT DAY,

ANYBODY WHO CALLED

GOT THAT SEX TAPE

AS A GREETING.

MY MOTHER SAID SHE NEARLY

HAD A HEART ATTACK.

SHE'S

SO MELODRAMATIC.

IT'S NOT LIKE SHE DOESN' KNOW I HAVE SEX.

SHE BUYS ME THE PILLS,

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

ISN'T THAT HYSTERICAL?

CHARLOTTE?

YEAH.

WHY LOOK SO SHOCKED?

I HEARD:

YOU WERE RAISED:

IN A CONVENT, RIGHT?

EVERYONE KNOWS:

CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS

GIVE THE BEST HEAD.

ELIZA.

WHAT?

I'VE SEEN

YOUR BOYFRIEND,

AND DON'T TELL ME

HE GETS OFF:

BY JUS LOOKING AT YOU.

THAT'S ENOUGH,

ELIZA.

HA HA!

COULD YOU JUST RELAX?

LOOK, CHARLOTTE

LIVES HER LIFE,

YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE,

I LIVE MY LIFE,

AND NOBODY MAKES

ANY JUDGMENTS, OK?

WHO'S JUDGING?

WAIT UP, CHARLOTTE.

SORRY ABOUT ELIZA.

SHE DOES HAVE:

A GOOD SIDE, I THINK.

YOU DIDN'T LET HER

GET TO YOU, DID YOU?

ARE YOU OK?

YEAH.

IT'S JUST MY MIND

KEEPS WANDERING.

I KEEP DAYDREAMING

ABOUT THESE REALLY

STUPID THINGS.

DOES THAT EVER:

HAPPEN TO YOU?

ME? NO,

I DON'T DAYDREAM,

EXCEPT ABOUT SEX

AND BEAUTIFUL MEN

AND SEX--

I JUST CAN'T SEEM

TO STAY FOCUSED.

WELL, MAYBE SOMETHING

IS DISTRACTING YOU.

IS EVERYTHING:

OK WITH CHRIS?

YEAH.

YOU'RE PROBABLY JUS HAVING TROUBLE

ADJUSTING TO:

THE FREEDOM.

I WASN'T BROUGHT UP

IN JAIL.

I MEAN, THE NUNS

WERE PRETTY COOL,

AND I GOT TO SPEND

ONE WEEKEND A MONTH

WITH MY MOTHER.

YOU WERE LUCKY.

I HAD TO SPEND:

EVERY DAY:

WITH MY PARENTS.

YOU JUST NEED:

TO RELAX,

HAVE:

A LITTLE FUN.

YOU REMEMBER:

FUN, DON'T YOU?

HEY, GIRLS,

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

SARAH'S AT IT AGAIN.

AND IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

OOH, NICE PECS.

OH, MY GOD.

HE'S GORGEOUS.

WHERE DOES SHE:

FIND THEM?

WHAT NERVE.

WHAT A SLUT.

THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.

SO WHAT?

WELL, SHE MIGH HEAR YOU.

WHO CARES?

SHE HAS A DIFFEREN MODEL IN THERE

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