Elysium

I just made a joke, and, you know-

Stop talking. Police officers noted

violent and antisocial behavior.

We regretfully must extend parole.

Elevation in heart rate detected.

Would you like a pill?

No. Thank you.

- I'd like to explain-

- Stop talking.

Personality matrix suggests

a 78.3 percent chance of regression...

...to old behavior patterns:

Grand theft auto.

Assault with a deadly weapon.

Resisting arrest.

- Would you like to talk to a human?

- No, I am okay, thank you.

- Are you being sarcastic and/or abusive?

- Negative.

It is a federal offense

to abuse a parole officer.

Understood.

Safety is our priority.

- Hey. Da Costa.

- No Weapons detected.

- You're late for your shift.

- I had a thing-

No, you can't work with that.

You're out.

No, no, no. I'm good, man. I can work.

This comes off today. I'm fine.

- You're good?

- I'm good.

Okay. I'm docking you half a day.

- Yeah, all right.

- You're lucky to have this job.

No Weapons detected.

You are clear for entry.

- the restroom more than once per shift.

Please keep your Workstation tidy.

A tidy Workstation

is an efficient Workstation.

Check it out, man. I think he likes you.

Think he got his face peel today?

He looks good.

Attention. All workers

must reach weekly quotas.

Please report any unsafe activity

to your supervisor.

If we don't have a clear path to upside...

...our investors are going to start

losing a lot of confidence.

What do you think I've been doing

down on Earth?

- You think I enjoy breathing this air?

- No, of course-

I am doing everything possible

to restore profitability to this company.

The company that I built.

Now, if you will excuse me...

...I have to not speak to you people

any longer. Thank you.

Closing 34.

Fire in 34.

Burn her ID!

Let's go. Let's go.

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