Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Page #2

Synopsis: When a chauvinist millionaire buys the television network where the sexy Elvira is the horror hostess of a late show, she quits her job with the intention of producing her own show in Las Vegas. However, the producers demand 50 thousand dollars from her and Elvira does not have the money. Out of the blue, she receives a telegram informing that her great-aunt Morgana died and she has an inheritance to receive. Elvira drives to the uptight town of Fallwell, Massachusetts, where her convertible breaks down. While repairing her convertible, Elvira inherits an archaic mansion, a recipe book and a poodle. Her great-uncle Vincent Talbot proposes to buy her book, but the poodle hides it in the sofa. Meanwhile, the conservative council of Fallwell feels uncomfortable with Elvira's clothes and behavior and does not let her find a job. But cinema owner Bob Redding and the local teenagers help Elvira. When she decides to cook a dinner to impress Bob, she uses Morgana's recipe and finds that it is
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): James Signorelli
Production: New World Video
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
47%
PG-13
Year:
1988
96 min
1,702 Views


"The Waltons". I need a room.

Ok, but prepayment.

I know well what you do, thrash

heavy metal, with hotel rooms.

I read this in "The Star".

- I will take the girl to his room.

- Oh no, you do not!

Do not get depressed.

I had the same problem

with the nuns at the orphanage.

Sure, I was only eight years.

- I'm Elvira.

- I'm Robin.

So ... Robin,

how to have fun around here?

Not much to do. There

a site, the bowling alley.

When there is competition,

stir well.

I think I can handle it.

If safe.

They think we're stupid.

They think they will kill Spiderman

with plutonium?

- He's got radioactive blood.

- Yes? Let me see that.

- Hey, why did you do that?

- Shut up!

Look what just came!

A "Bloody Mary".

We do not serve alcohol until eight o'clock.

Want a "Virgin"?

Maybe, but I would like

a couple of drinks first.

Hey babe, I have something to show.

Sorry

I left my magnifying glass at home.

Very good! Billy,

no way to talk to a lady.

So how about a blowj*b?

I bet you thought it was funny, right?

- I enjoyed it.

- Yes? you will enjoy this even more.

I will cut off!

- I hurt!

- I cheated. Is false.

My name is Elvira.

But you can call me ... tonight.

I'm Bob, Bob Redding.

Nice to meet you.

- Look at this mess, who will pay for this?

- Okay, Patty, I will deal with the damage.

Seems to me its all this

cheap little tarts fault.

Cheap? Who would you say cheap?

What perfume do you use? "Raise the day"?

Look dear,

I do not know what hole you came out,

but you had better come back,

if you know what suits you.

Yes, better be careful of

not get someone's eye out with that.

We better go.

You seem to have something

competition, Patty.

Charlie, thrash does

not compete with class.

I'm down the street,

the "Porcupine."

- So, what brought you to Falwell?

- My self.

No, I came to the reading of the will

my aunt, Morgana.

- Morgana Talbot? It's your aunt?

- Yes, it was a surprise for me too.

Never met her, but

I admire your courage.

He never allowed himself master, as all

in this town.

But I will not bore you

with local politics.

Go ahead, abrreme.

The local council is horrified if someone

wherever or whatever, having a good time.

What conservatives are pigs.

- I drive the theater.

- Seriously?

I work with film as well.

You have shown "I married Satan"?

No.

- How about "I Married Satan II"?

- No.

I, I can only show films

general audience.

There is nothing wrong with films of GA

if they contain too much sex and violence.

Listen Bob, I'll be in town a couple

of days and ... I can make room in my ...

agenda.

I love it!

Mr. Talbot, his sister

was like a mother to me.

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