Elsa & Fred Page #2
Oh, living. What else would
I spend it on, dear?
- Would you like the card back?
It's not what I'm saying. I just
want to know what you spent it on.
Well, are you going to stay for dinner?
- Because I...
- Answer me.
- What?
- You helping Alec out again?
No. Now, what has Alec got to do with it?
He's your younger brother.
I think that I'd better get that.
I'm calling the police.
Not only did you damage our car,
but you threatened a minor.
Do you know that that's a felony?
Well, I've never even set
eyes on this particular minor.
- What's going on here?
- She's crazy.
I am certainly not crazy.
This afternoon... is she your mother?
- No.
- Yes. Yes, she is. Please, just...
This afternoon,
your mother rammed into our car,
and then she drove off without
leaving so much as a note.
Oh, well, that's ridiculous.
It's not true.
Oh, really? Okay, you have
an orange car, am I right?
- Well, no.
- Mom.
My son saw the whole thing.
Will you stop threatening my son?
Okay, ma'am, please just calm down.
My mother's an old lady.
I'll calm down once I get
her full insurance details.
- Okay. Mom, go get your insurance papers.
- No, I can't.
- Why not?
- Because I hadn't made the payment.
God.
Do you mean to tell me that you've
been driving around with no insurance?
- You could have killed somebody.
- But I didn't kill anyone.
- It's just a headlight.
- Two headlights, and a fender.
All right. Okay. I'll take care of this.
Just get an estimate, and give me a call.
- Okay? Thank you.
- Drive off in a heat.
Mom...
Two lousy headlights, and then,
"my mother is an old lady."
You could have kept that
one to yourself, dear.
- Please, I was just saying that...
- If that woman parked her car
right next to me, right up against me,
what has my age got to do with it?
I mean, if I was 20, would that
mean she wouldn't park there?
When she calls with the bill,
I will tell you the exact amount.
Now, I'm going to leave
the check blank, okay?
- You just fill it in and give it to her.
- I don't know where she lives.
- Isn't she the new neighbor?
- No, that's her father.
Okay, so, all right. Give it to him.
- What's he like?
- I don't know. I've never seen him.
Hello?
Why weren't you picking up?
- Because I knew it was you, dear.
- Thanks. Are you okay?
Oh, peachy.
All right, look, your neighbor's
daughter called with a quote for the car.
- $1,500.
- $1,500?
- Wait, well, let me speak to them.
- No, no, no. No. Let it go, okay?
Just write the check and forget about it.
Oh, and not this coming Sunday,
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