Ellen DeGeneres: The Beginning Page #3

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Sneaker...

And now Stephanie has 900 babies

to raise all alone...

She's got her legs full,

I tell you that, right now...

Chris was so kind, wouldn't hurt a fly.

It's just been though for them lately,

they just lost their web last week.

Those humans think, they are so smart...

Let them try shoot silk out of their bottom,

see what they could make.

It's true. Admit,...

if you look at a spider web,

that is magnificent to me...

Look at a spider web

and see what they can do.

Look at a bird's

nest and see what that is...

At least nature uses

every single thing they've got...

We don't, we're capable of so much more

and we just don't use it...

You know that Nelson Mandela quote:

Our deepest fear is not

that we are inadequate,...

our deepest fear is

that we are powerful beyond measure.

It is our light, not our darkness

that most frightens us...

"Bla, bla, bla,... " whatever he says..

It's true. They say we use

10% of our brain... 10%...

Imagine, what we could accomplish,

if we used the other 60%...

do you know, what I'm saying?

I like to think I am smart and I am

constantly reminded just...

left and right, that I am just not as...

smart as...

Every single time I drive my Toyota

Land Cruiser

into an underground parking structure,

I duck... every single time...

Don't trust it...

I am loosing my mind

just slowly the older I get,...

I am doing things that are starting

to scare me, like I'll be

walking out of the house,

I've just had a banana,

so I've got the banana peel in one hand

my car keys in the other hand...

I go to the trash,

I throw my car keys away and

I walk out with my banana peel.

Constantly doing things like that...

I forget people's names all the time..

that's a REALLY bad one for me...

People I totally should know, too.

They are coming up to me at a party night

I just start panicking and

I have to do that fake-out thing:

I am sorry, remind me again,

how do you pronounce your name?

['kath-ee], ok...

So the emphasis is

on the first syllable... ['kaeth-ee]

For some reason

I was gonna say [kaeth-'ee]...

Look at you...

I have a hard time staying focused

for long periods of time...

That's... I try,... I really try... I do...

Somebody is talking to me and

I'm there as long as I can possibly hold on.

and then I just driiiift off...

I don't know, where I go,

but I'm not here,

just the mouth

moving in front of me.

Have no clue, what it is, they're saying...

Then I realize I am gone and

I don't know, how long I've been gone.

So I start to come back...

I just catch the word "leotard" and

I am like "what the... " and I'm back...

And I am wondering, if they know

that I was gone and I am back...

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