El Camino Christmas Page #2

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Dessert's a treat, babe.

All right. Take your time.

You know, Momma can't afford dessert

at every meal.

And you don't need any more sugar.

- Everything good?

- Yes, ma'am. Very good.

You don't have to lie.

Is there a grocery store close

or anywhere I can buya couple things?

Next door's got about everything.

How much is this cake here?

$3.95. Worth every penny.

- Can you send a piece to the little man?

- Aw!

No, we said we weren't going to get

any cake.

It's that gentleman right there.

He bought it for you.

There he is, right there.

Look at that.

Got a gallon of Drano right there.

That's a main ingredient in meth.

He's paying cash.

He's got fraudulent credit cards.

Knows dick about his car. Look, Billy,

this ain't brain science here.

It's probable cause.

And that's probably

'cause he's likely up to no good.

Oh, that's for certain.

Mm!

Oh, look at that.

Oh.

Dental hygienist.

We're home.

Yes, you are.

Unless you're my date

and didn't knock.

Where are you? Come here!

What are you so happy about today?

Look at that.

You finished it.

- The itsy-bitsy spider...

- Are you going out again tonight?

Well,

I can't find a man sitting in here.

Tried that already. It only worked once.

You didn't like that cable guy, did ya?

"He sprang to his sleigh",

to his team gave a whistle,

and away they all flew

like the down on a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim,

ere he drove out of sight,

"'Happy Christmas to all,

and to all a good night.'"

No, buddy, it's your turn.

You wanna be a big boy,

you gotta read it all by yourself.

I have to work a couple hours,

so I'll be back by eight.

Dental hygienist is taking me bowling!

He's anxious to meet the Jewels.

Come on, Ma. I don't ask for much.

Seth's reading. He's not gonna bug you.

Oh, my God, this is short.

Well, I guess we can just hang out here.

Forget it. I'll be back in time

for you to go out.

You got a sexy bowling shirt or something?

- They don't make sexy bowling shirts.

- Well, they should.

Need to spice up that sport.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

- Excuse me.

- God!

- You scared the crap outta me!

- Sorry. I didn't mean to...

Well, you did.

The hell are you standing over me for?

- I was trying to get something to drink...

- You hover over people?

Scare the sh*t outta them?

Take it easy, all right?I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

What do you want?

I'll take the tequila there.

Please.

It's $26.50.

What were you reading?

I'm studying.

Oh, what for?

What, are you a cop?

Do I look like one?

I go to college in Baxter twice a week.

At night, for your information.

Hmm. What are you studying?

Developmental biology.

Do you want to know my sign, too?

Thanks for the cake.

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