Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu Page #2

- And l need fifty cents change ma'am.

No mom, l'm not feeling homesick.

l am not PMSing.

l wish l could talk to dad.

When is he getting back from the ship?

Okay. Great.

So l'll see you on New Year's then.

Love you.

Ya ya.

Cigarettes and

maternity jeans... l'll try.

l don't have money

to pay my rent and ...

Thanks for the change.

No problem. - Can you spare

another five hundred dollars?

Sorry?

l'm kidding. l owe you one.

Are you here to take your change back?

No ... l'm going upstairs.

So you're (crazy action) as well?

Sorry?

Are you visiting the psychologist too?

Nope.

Which floor?

- Thirteenth.

This building doesn't

have a thirteenth floor.

Eleven ... eleven.

Hi, l have an appointment

Miss Riana Braganza?

- Ya.

Dr. Rooshad, door on the left please.

Sorry, just wanted to check if you

charge by the hour or per session?

lt's 60 dollars per half an hour.

ls he that cute?

How can l help you?

Jobless, broke and on

the verge of killing

my two timing ex boyfriend.

That's me Riana Braganza.

Rahul Kapoor, l got

sacked 2 nights ago.

How old are you Rahul?

- 25.

Tell me more about yourself.

l feel a bit lonely.

l want to be on my own.

Since l've been 15 l've jumped

from one relationship to another.

But as of now..

l guess l'll just have to wait for..

- you know the right one.

Six! l've dated six so-called Mr.

Rights, but somehow sooner

or later they turn into Mr. Wrong.

lt's .. lt's lrritating.

lrritation?

Some time ago, someone spilled

soya sauce on my white shirt.

Whenever l think about it, l

feel uhh.. - l like things clean.

l just hate it when people

become anal about

insignificant things like..

l can't wear my socks and

underwear until they're ironed.

Really?

What about your sex life?

Next question please.

Tell me about your childhood.

lt was normal.

Family gatherings,

movies, parties, outings.

l was punished if l didn't

brush my teeth 3 times a day.

That's why l have good teeth.

Clearly we have made

some progress today.

You need a couple of more sessions.

Why don't you read our book?

Uhhh..

- Thanks.

Actually l'm already

feeling really good. Thank You.

Here you go.

- Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, l have three minutes left.

Do l get a discount?

Have some mint. They're free.

Excuse me?

- What's your name?

Rahul.

- Show me your driver's license.

Why?

Since when have you been following me?

What?

- Sam sent you right?

Who?

- That's so cute.

Are you crazy? You

can't keep whacking me.

l've just whacked you with a file,

if you ever spy on me again...

...l'll hit you with my shoe.

Listen... you... umm umm bbb.

Bbbb. l'll whack you.

Take this as the last warning.

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