Eisenstein in Guanajuato Page #2

I am sure it can be sorted out.

Stay in sight of your bodyguards.

(BELLS TOLLING)

(BELLS CONTINUE TOLLING)

(DOOR RATTLES)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(GOAT BLEATING)

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

(GOATS BLEATING)

MAN:
It's OK, boys.

(DOG BARKING)

(ECHOING) Sergei!

(ECHOING) Sergei!

(ECHOING) Mxico!

(ECHOING) Mxico!

(ECHOING) Guanajuato!

(RETCHING)

(VOMITING)

(RETCHING)

Vomit and sh*t pour out of you in floods.

I should not be here.

I should be back in Russia,

being constipated.

In Moscow, you can go for a week

without shitting once.

(COUGHING)

(SPITS)

Sergei? It's me. It's me, Caedo. It's me.

Ugh.

Come on. Let's go, let's go.

It's just me, Caedo. Hey, it's OK. Shh.

- Come on.

- Ugh.

(GRUNTS)

- Stop it, stop it, stop it.

- (COUGHING)

(METALLIC CLANGING)

(HUMMING)

Close your eyes, close your eyes.

You know...

You know, I sat like the Tsar

on the throne of the Winter Palace.

But the Tsar did not have running water.

You Mexicans don't have tsars,

but you do have running water.

What is that noise?

Someone banging on the pipes.

Oh!

Come on.

(GRUNTING)

(EXHALES)

OK. OK, hey.

- Wake up.

- (MUMBLING)

(GRUNTS)

Come on, come on.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(EXCLAIMS)

It's the 22nd of October.

Someone is banging on the pipes

to commemorate the start

of the Russian Revolution.

(CHUCKLES)

No. It's the hotel plumber fixing the hot water.

Go to sleep.

The hot water of the Revolution.

(CHUCKLES)

We shall all be cleansed

with the hot water of the Revolution.

(BANGING)

Watch him carefully.

Or you'll have Stalin on your backs.

Stalin's reach is very long.

If anything happens to him,

you'll be picking ice

out of your asses in Siberia

or have an ice-pick lodged in your brain!

(CLASSICAL MUSIC)

Here, your photographs.

Put them away somewhere safe.

Don't leave them lying around

for innocent chambermaids

to steal and show to their mams, hmm?

But they are paintings.

PALOMINO:
Mexican mothers

protecting their innocent daughters.

We countered by accusing the maid

of stealing from guests.

Is thievery worse than voyeurism?

She should not be sacked for curiosity.

You must get her reinstated.

(SCOFFS)

She's in the bar

with her mother and her father.

- You could tell her yourself.

- No, you tell her.

And tell her mother

her daughter's forgiven for stealing,

and from now on, she's the only one

to bring me my breakfast in bed

in the morning.

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

The manager says it's a good job

she didn't take a look

in your red suitcase.

Oh? What's in the red suitcase?

Enough to have you thrown in jail.

And how did the manager

know what was in the red suitcase?

After the complaint, he searched everything.

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