Eight and a Half: Go Ego - Music Video Page #2

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- The restroom, please?

- It's over there.

I'll see to it personally.

Trains, such horrible things.

They leave your hands so black.

Are you happy I'm here?

- Yes.

- Really happy or a little happy?

- Very happy.

Hmm. Smack!

Mm, what a nice smell!

Guido, I thought this black velvet

was going to wrinkle.

- Really? Good, good.

- But no. Not a wrinkle.

Even after a three-hour trip.

You didn't even tell me you like it.

Do you like it?

Such a beautiful lady!

So refined.

That thing she has on her head...

What is it? Ploosh?

- Plush, plush.

- Ah, ploosh.

I looked around for it like crazy.

I was quite desperate.

But you know me.

When Carla makes up her mind...

- Snarp!

- Sgulp!

I read a good Donald Duck last week...

There was a dinosaur...

- Here she is, my sweet-buns.

- Be good, a dinosaur...

Guido be good.

What do you want to do now?

Are you sure you've been behaving?

- Sure, why?

Anyway, now sweet-buns is hungry.

Oh, my wedding ring.

Listen, Guido.

That little thing you promised me...

What little thing?

Now I bet she brings up

her husband again.

You don't think so?

You'll see, old Snaporaz.

My poor Luigi doesn't seem

happy at all.

You see, my husband is not

the confident type.

He gets depressed.

He's not stupid, you know.

He's actually very clever...

It's so hot here!

He knows all of Roman history by heart.

He just needs a push.

He's still working at the

fuel company, same salary.

Really?

Be good and put down my purse.

You'll break it.

I love that little purse.

He gave it to me.

Why don't you find him a job?

You know so many people.

You've promised it so many times.

I even had a dream about it.

I dreamed that

you did find him a job,

but he'd lost his mind

and killed us both.

- Who?

- You and me!

Know where we were?

In that little street, Via della Croce,

where I bought you

the same tie your wife did.

Do you remember?

And I never knew

if you were wearing hers or mine.

We were there on a cot,

in each other's arms, naked.

And he came in and he killed us

both with a broom!

- Draw the blinds more.

- Yes.

That's it. Now go into

the corridor for a minute,

then pretend you've come

to the wrong room

and found a stranger.

Oh, that's good.

We've never done this one.

Hold it there.

Let me look at you.

No. No. Your make-up

needs to be more, more...

- More what?

- More like a slut!

Give me your eyeliner.

- Nice lampshade.

- Yes, yes.

- I'd like one for my place.

- Don't move.

What is this hotel called?

The Railway Hotel.

I want to write to my

husband so he'll send me

an express letter right away.

He writes such nice letters.

I'll let you read them.

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