Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off Page #2

Synopsis: Eddie Ogden is his pa's pride and joy as well as the Groundhogs team's only asset as baseball talent. Then Eddie discovers a taste and talent for cuisine. Although his brothers Andy and Alex, and Pa as well as classmates enjoy his dishes, they only mock cooking, so he arranges and 'accidental' registration for him and two friends in Home Economics. Only Eddie -secretly again- and nerdy shrew Bridget Simons enter a national cooking competition for school-kids. Ma finds out and to his surprise proves supportive, as well as the teacher, who once won the competition herself.
Genre: Comedy, Family, Sport
Director(s): Paul Hoen
Production: Disney Channel Productions
 
IMDB:
6.1
TV-G
Year:
2003
110 min
173 Views


Uh... women and this year,

one man,

our first male contestant.

And we've got an

African American contestant

this year, finally.

And we...

Love to have her.

Happy to have her.

That's not an issue for us.

I don't know who it would be

an issue for.

And the lord sayeth...

I drive all the streams

of Egypt.

All the streams of Egypt.

Honor thy mother and father,

says the lord.

Now I like to honor my mother.

I'd like you all to know

that sister ladybug Briggs,

our very own

sister ladybug Briggs,

has just been chosen

as a finalist

in the Van Rookle farms

cook-off.

Like manna from heaven,

her biscuits will deliver us.

Y'all know I can make a biscuit.

The lord delivered 5,000

with the loaves and fishes.

Well, she's about to deliver me.

My name is ladybug Briggs.

The reason

they called me ladybug

is because I love ladybugs.

Now I don't get the fingernails

with the band-aids on them

because these are weak

and I'm using the band-aids

to hold them on.

I love ladybugs

because they bring me luck,

just like they're

going to bring me

for this cooking competition

on the... um...

For the va...

What's the name?

It's, uh,

the Van Rookle farms cook-off.

For the Van Rookle farms

cook-off.

Now I have been, um, a cook

since I was probably

around 12 years old.

Markus, Markus,

you in the camera.

Oh, all right.

I do karate if they looking for

somebody like that, just...

- They ain't looking

for nobod...

well, they might be. You know,

that's my baby, Markus,

and if any of y'all need somebody

to do karate, he's wonderful.

Yeah.

And I'm her eldest son,

Thaddeus Briggs.

- Yes, Thaddeus. This is my son.

- Reverend Thaddeus Briggs.

- That's right.

- Reverend Thaddeus Briggs.

But only is he a reverend,

he's also...

Um, what's the other thing

you do?

- I'm a lawyer, mama.

- A minister and a lawyer.

You're looking at the winner.

The million-dollar baby

right here.

- Mom?

- Yes, baby?

Check this out.

Check out my pivot foot.

It don't move.

- That's my favorite.

- Thank you, Leigh.

Maybe after we do this,

you can...

The people can get you

doing that on camera.

Oh yeah, that would be

good outside.

That'd be good.

Markus, Markus, go around front

and get them prophylactics

- mama bought you now.

- All right, mama.

What's in my biscuit

is meltameeta with...

It is a cheese and sausage

flavor product,

but now it ain't got

no real cheese

or no real sausage

up in there though.

No, that's because for people

that are allergenic

to those things.

And I have a wonderful scooter.

I had the carpel tunnel

and people don't know

that carpel tunnel travels.

Tell them, Thaddeus.

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