Eating Raoul Page #3

Paul?

James' office called.

He'll be here in 15 minutes.

- Hello, baby.

- Where's Paul?

He's busy with the Marquis de Sade,

so I thought I'd get it on with you.

- No, thank you.

- That's all you're gonna say?

You won't help my ego by telling me

you got a weird p*ssy disease?

You get out of here!

Come on, honey.

Listen, don't be that way.

Under these expensive clothes

is a real lonely human being.

So come on, be nice to me!

Be nice to me!

No! Get off me!

Help, Paul!

Paul! Help me! No! No!

Get him off me, Paul!

Paul! Paul, stop it!

You killed him!

- You killed him!

- What?

- He's dead. He's really dead.

- Oh, sh*t! That's all I need.

What will we do now?

We can't call the police this time.

I don't know what to do.

Let's put him in the hallway

by the swingers' place.

They'll think

he fell down accidentally.

Mary, look at this.

This guy is a junior officer

at the Bank of San Fernando.

He must have $600 here.

"Ed Folsely Jr.,

Credit Card Division."

Think he's the one

who cancelled our credit card?

James!

What are we gonna say?

Take the money and put that back.

The police may go through the wallet

and find the money missing.

Leave a little money,

and they don't mind.

I don't wanna leave any of it!

This guy threw up on our carpet.

He cancelled our Instacash card.

He owes us at least $600.

- I'm not...

- Just a minute!

$600. Think if it. That could buy

a lot of things. I won't put that back.

Don't put the money back. Just make

sure James doesn't come in here.

- What will I say?

- Give him a drink.

- Make small talk.

- I can't.

You can. Get out there

and just be calm.

Just talk to James

and don't let him come in.

Oh, Paul, hi. The door was open.

I just came right in.

Are you and Mary having

a little argument?

I heard some noise in the kitchen.

I thought perhaps you...

No, she's just finishing dinner.

It'll be ready in a minute.

- I was helping her pound the veal.

- The veal? Veal's my favorite food.

But it's so expensive.

You shouldn't have.

Well, actually, the veal is for

tomorrow night. We're having chicken.

Okay.

- Would you like a drink? I know I do.

- Yeah.

- What can I get you?

- Whiskey would be fine.

"Whiskey would be fine."

"Whiskey would be fine."

He wants some whiskey.

- We're both gonna end up in prison.

- No, we're not.

We're gonna end up in the country

with our own nice little restaurant.

None of this ever happened.

Now, you take this drink to James...

...and dinner will be ready

in five minutes.

Mary, I just killed a man.

He was a man, honey.

Now he's just a bag of garbage.

I can't imagine anything more perfect.

- What's the down payment?

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