Eating Out Page #3
out there.
Not at all.
Liar.
You did look sorta goofy.
I did?
You ate p*ssy! You liked it!
F*** you!
I almost made it with ''British
Guy'' in a broom closet.
But he wouldn't kiss.
Maybe your breath was
penisy.
Can I make you a drink?
Did you want me to make you
a drink?
I'm gorgeous, not helpless.
it's not a sexist thing. I just
thought you might be... You, know stressed out.
Just get the f*** out of my
way.
Sorry.
Thanks hon, wanna mix one
for yourself?
F*** you.
She just brushed me off-
with a flame-thrower.
She's just like that at first.
You like them butch.
Would you stop being a total
zit and leave me alone.
What's taking so long?
Oh, hI Gwen.
You know this guy?
Yeah, this is Caleb. Caleb,
Gwen.
Sorry Caleb. it's been a night.
Nice to meet you.
Caleb's gay.
You're gay.
uh.
Yeah. He's kinda new.
Oh honey. That's so sweet.
You two together?
Oh no.
Not anymore. We're just
roommates.
Good.
We were never together.
Sorry.
Sometimes I can be a c*nt
and a half.
I thought you were a drunk
breeder boy
going forthe chick in despair.
Your shoes had me fooled.
Like I said, he's new.
Gwen.
HI Marc.
Kevin.
Kyle.
Marc, this is Caleb.
Hi.
He's family.
Nice to meet you, Caleb.
I'm sorry, I'm totally drunk.
No you're not. You're
designated driver.
No, I think you're wrong,
Gwen.
I was just meeting Gwen
and...
You new here?
He's my roommate. We
dated.
We didn't date.
Let's away, ourwork's done
here.
Where are you going?
What?
Let's give them some room
to breathe on each other.
I wanted to talk to Marc.
Not a chance with that
around, hon.
So...
You stole my boyfriend!
He's not your boyfriend.
Oh, so now you're gay?
it was your idea.
You knew how I felt about
him!
We're not doing anything.
You're going on a date!
That was his idea.
I've been stalking him for
years. You decide to be gay for one night-
I'm not gay! Why don't you
just tell him you like him?
drug testing at the Gay Games.
Gwen like this?
I don't know. I don't want to
go.
But he lives with her. I'll get
to see her again.
I can just tell her and get this
all sorted out.
chance I had with her.
And you live with me, so Marc
will have to come here. This could be parfait.
Go on a few dates with Marc,
the four of us hang.
You come to the sad
realization that you're straight.
You go running to Gwen, Marc
comes running to me.
Genius. I'll be your... goatee.
How do you know they'll do
that? Sounds ''etch-a-sketchy.''
No, it's parfait.
You don't understand human
nature the way I do. I'm a musician.
Who got you that date with
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