
Eating Out
Stop thinking.
You just look pretty and turn
the letters.
No! But I mean-
Let's get a Sofia Coppoia
things straight here.
Being gay is more
than listening to good music
and eating low fat foods.
have to do to convince the general public.
bashing?
No,
What you need to do is
campus
and smoke his pole.
to pussy smorgasbord.
I'm hungry.
I'm not your bitch.
Oh my God!
You pricked it Gwen! You
pricked it!
I can't believe it!
Oh Gwen, I love you!
I love you too, Joey.
Which one do you want?
Oh honey, that one!
Oh, it's so big!
I love you Bunnycakes!
And I love YOu Gingerbutt.
Mongoloid.
Dildo.
Ooh,
where'd you learn that ''big
girl'' word?
Your girlfriend.
Oops,
I mean
ex-girlfriend.
it's my brother, he just got
dumped.
Hard.
Who told you, you little bah-
witch?
I know.
He totally is.
uh, excuse me why don't
you?
Oh okay, why don't I just turn
into gaseous form for a minute.
Smells like you're halfway
there.
Dogs have a heightened sense
of smell.
With with an ass that big, it's
like
spotlights to us.
Those are headlights
and I don't plan on braking.
Keep on pedaling, you're
almost to a busy intersection.
The intersection's only busy
because you're giving half-price blowjobs.
What are the rules to this
game?
I don't know but you just lost,
loser.
Freak.
I'm on the phone.
He won't leave me alone.
Go graze outside.
Stop mooching.
Go back to college and eat
your instant Ramen.
Mom!
Caleb's drinking out of the
milk carton!
Am not!
it's the acidophilus!
Caleb, Honey? You okay?
We heard you got dumped.
You're way hot!
You're accent sexy.
accents, Huh?
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