Eating Out

Synopsis: When Caleb's gay roommate Kyle reveals that quite a lot of straight woman bed with gay men (ostensibly to convert them), nice guy Caleb considers going gay to improve his unsatisfactory heterosexual sex life. He shortly thereafter falls for Gwen, whom he meets at a party, but she's got her own sexual frustrations going. She's only attracted to gay men while instantly dismissive of any straight guy approaching her, such as Caleb. Kyle quickly moves on the Caleb-is-gay campaign to benefit them, but his motives aren't entirely altruistic. He longs for Marc, a desirable hottie who's Gwen's gay roommate. Unfortunately for Kyle, Marc only has eyes for Caleb. Kyle's plan: Get Caleb to date Marc so it'll bring Caleb closer to Gwen while putting himself (Kyle) in proximity with Marc (their true targets). But as Gwen starts putting the moves on her roommate's new boyfriend, and as Kyle becomes increasingly jealous of Caleb's time spent with Marc, and as Marc persists in laying the foundations fo
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Q. Allan Brocka
Production: Ariztical Entertainment
  6 wins.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
28
Rotten Tomatoes:
16%
UNRATED
Year:
2004
90 min
Website
13 Views

Stop thinking.

You just look pretty and turn

the letters.

No! But I mean-

Let's get a Sofia Coppoia

things straight here.

Being gay is more

than listening to good music

and eating low fat foods.

There are certain things you

have to do to convince the general public.

Oh. Maybe we could stage a

bashing?

No,

What you need to do is

find the loudest queen on

campus

and smoke his pole.

That would be a wrist stamp

to pussy smorgasbord.

I'm hungry.

I'm not your bitch.

Oh my God!

You pricked it Gwen! You

pricked it!

I can't believe it!

Oh Gwen, I love you!

I love you too, Joey.

Which one do you want?

Oh honey, that one!

Oh, it's so big!

I love you Bunnycakes!

And I love YOu Gingerbutt.

Mongoloid.

Dildo.

Ooh,

where'd you learn that ''big

girl'' word?

Your girlfriend.

Oops,

I mean

ex-girlfriend.

it's my brother, he just got

dumped.

Hard.

Who told you, you little bah-

witch?

I know.

He totally is.

uh, excuse me why don't

you?

Oh okay, why don't I just turn

into gaseous form for a minute.

Smells like you're halfway

there.

Dogs have a heightened sense

of smell.

With with an ass that big, it's

like

spotlights to us.

Those are headlights

and I don't plan on braking.

Keep on pedaling, you're

almost to a busy intersection.

The intersection's only busy

because you're giving half-price blowjobs.

What are the rules to this

game?

I don't know but you just lost,

loser.

Freak.

I'm on the phone.

He won't leave me alone.

Go graze outside.

Stop mooching.

Go back to college and eat

your instant Ramen.

Mom!

Caleb's drinking out of the

milk carton!

Am not!

it's the acidophilus!

Caleb, Honey? You okay?

We heard you got dumped.

You're way hot!

You're accent sexy.

Even homeless people have

accents, Huh?

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Q. Allan Brocka

Quenton Allan Brocka (born 1972) is an American television and film director based in West Hollywood, California. He has directed and written a number of feature films while creating an animated television series for the Logo cable network. He also writes a column for The Advocate. more…

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