Eating Out

Stop thinking.

You just look pretty and turn

the letters.

No! But I mean-

Let's get a Sofia Coppoia

things straight here.

Being gay is more

than listening to good music

and eating low fat foods.

There are certain things you

have to do to convince the general public.

Oh. Maybe we could stage a

bashing?

No,

What you need to do is

find the loudest queen on

campus

and smoke his pole.

That would be a wrist stamp

to pussy smorgasbord.

I'm hungry.

I'm not your bitch.

Oh my God!

You pricked it Gwen! You

pricked it!

I can't believe it!

Oh Gwen, I love you!

I love you too, Joey.

Which one do you want?

Oh honey, that one!

Oh, it's so big!

I love you Bunnycakes!

And I love YOu Gingerbutt.

Mongoloid.

Dildo.

Ooh,

where'd you learn that ''big

girl'' word?

Your girlfriend.

Oops,

I mean

ex-girlfriend.

it's my brother, he just got

dumped.

Hard.

Who told you, you little bah-

witch?

I know.

He totally is.

uh, excuse me why don't

you?

Oh okay, why don't I just turn

into gaseous form for a minute.

Smells like you're halfway

there.

Dogs have a heightened sense

of smell.

With with an ass that big, it's

like

spotlights to us.

Those are headlights

and I don't plan on braking.

Keep on pedaling, you're

almost to a busy intersection.

The intersection's only busy

because you're giving half-price blowjobs.

What are the rules to this

game?

I don't know but you just lost,

loser.

Freak.

I'm on the phone.

He won't leave me alone.

Go graze outside.

Stop mooching.

Go back to college and eat

your instant Ramen.

Mom!

Caleb's drinking out of the

milk carton!

Am not!

it's the acidophilus!

Caleb, Honey? You okay?

We heard you got dumped.

You're way hot!

You're accent sexy.

Even homeless people have

accents, Huh?

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