Eating Out 4: Drama Camp Page #3

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- I will be the judge.

In two weeks ...

will at this stage ...

'Annual Dick Dickey's Theatre Camp

Scene Competition 'place.

Your assignment is a scene

Shakespeare to choose ...

and a modern twist to it.

For example, Othello with a talk show

on the Oprah channel.

Or, for example The Tempest / i

located somewhere in the space.

Also on the Oprah channel.

Let your imagination run wild.

This year the group wins

the greatest show brings ...

a holiday with all the trimmings ...

generously offered by appointment,

in the Triangle Inn in Palm Springs.

Because in the real world

actors earn prizes.

This holiday is mine.

One more thing:
I do not tolerate

sexual misconduct in this camp.

Who caught his

or her how-ha openly ...

're out.

Without refund.

I have not had sex 7.5 years.

And I'm only

become a better artist.

End scene.

How do you and your boyfriend keep going

without sex?

This is nowadays

not so often anymore.

O. ..

- Yes.

I knew it.

What a dick.

Pardon?

God, you chased me the creeps.

That I often hear.

Who is the dick?

- My boyfriend.

What are you doing?

My tuition money.

Well, why do you date with a dick?

I think because I'm like.

Why do you love him?

Because ...

Never mind.

What?

- I wanted to say:

because I've done so much trouble

for him to get more.

But that does not make sense, huh?

Well when you get to Dr. Phil or something.

Perhaps you no longer love.

But ... - Penny, there is someone

puked in the urinal!

Make it clean!

I'm on my way.

Sh*t hit the fan.

You know him? Sh*t ...

How to get there anyway.

Go back a gay-erotic scene

directing for the match?

'Weather' is a gay erotic scene?

Jason has a strange obsession

for sexy gay men.

I love eroticism in general.

But you do not find girls for free

do nude scenes.

But gay men ...

that are naturally sluts.

You're not even

a bit gay?

Yes ... Pipe me otherwise agreed to see

how big my dick it is.

Pipe but yourself.

- Once, my friend. Ever.

This is where straight people are talking about.

Shut up.

Do you like your mouth shut.

Look what they have given me.

- Be well but happy.

I could also share a room

those annoying Genevieve.

Oh, you mean that

"Je ne vah-vah-java.

Yes, I would rather put a knife

into my face.

Dickie kicks are not happy.

Did you know that:

"I do not like sycophancy."

"I do not like sex. I therefore

so sociable. "

Creepy.

Does it bother you if I sleep naked?

You say not much,

but if you say something ...

Bothers me not.

Dress it out.

Only if I sleep well.

Well, good night.

Certainly.

Good morning,

Dick Dickey's theater campers.

It's five o'clock in the morning.

Time to get up and start acting.

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