Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds Page #3
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Itotallythoughthe was a
'mo until hemadethatlame,
straight guyjoke.
He's an enigmafucking a riddle
f***ing amystery.
I lovebeing single.
Stop the spread offaggotry.
But spreading
is myfavoritething.
I'll beprayingfor you.
Hold thatpose!
Would you boys
do mea favor?
Sitthere
for aminute... or 20
But Iwant him
out of herein five.
What's her story?
butwe never did anything
because Iwasn'tavailable.
So we'regonna
make up for losttime.
Man whore!
Luckybastard.
Seethat guy overthere?
Thestudlyrack of meat
or your loser ex-boyfriend?
Themeatrack.
Marc pre-cheatedwith him -
andwith a coupleof
other guys, too.
Pre-cheated?
It's thisthing
that gays do.
Themomenttherelationship
starts getting alittlerocky,
theystartlining up
replacement sex partners.
Thesecondthey're
singleit's,
"Heyremember me?
Youwant somehead?"
Your boyfriend'sfar
too creampuffto cheat.
I didn't sayhe cheated.
Hepre-cheated.
God, you'reparanoid.
I knowhowhis mind works.
Iflwerehot enough
I'd do thesamething.
I guess it's over.
Lookwhatlfound!
Hey!
- Troy!
- Nudeguy!
So, Troy, thethreeof us
arefalling behind
in art class
andwe were wondering...
Do you havea preference?
See, itworks.
Nowtake off
your clothes, damn it!
This is kindaweird.
No, we'rejust gonna draw.
Really.
special back home?
Nope.
That's probably good.
Yep.
I'vealways wondered
whatit would belike
to live on a farm.
I mean,
what didyou do for fun?
Mostlywe'd drive
aroundthestrip on weekends,
or throwparties
in somefield.
I always likedtheidea ofbeing
out among allthenature.
Gettingfucked in arainstorm,
or gettingfucked on atractor,
or getting...
Well, I can't say
I did allthat.
Well, where did
you getfucked?
I dunno.
a bed, in mycar.
In the ass?
Excuseme?
Oops!
I mean, boys or girls?
I'm sorry-ifyou don't
wannatalk aboutthis...
No, it's okay, I guess.
Girls... mostly.
What?
Doesthat freak you out?
No, honey.
I'mwhattheycall a"fag hag. "
So you aregaythen!
I am...
I'm not gay.
It's just...
Well, all kinds ofpeople
go alongwith it.
Whatthehell
does thatmean?
I likeit.
I mean, we'rejustpeople-
justbodies
with organic needs...
So, didyou ever
havea girlfriend?
Sort of.
Whataboutboyfriends?
I had this reallyclose
friend in high school.
guybecausel wanna getmarried
and havekids.
Notthat gay guys can't,
'cause theycan, it's just...
I dunno.
Being gay, it seems
likeso much work.
Amen, sister.
I mean, firstyou have
to tell everyone.
That's no fun.
- Andthen there's rejection.
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