Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds

Synopsis: How far would you go to get the person of your dreams? In Eating Out, Kyle convinced his straight roommate to pretend to be gay to get the girl. Now, with the help of Gwen and Tiffani, Kyle pretends to be heterosexual to land Troy, the new guy -- and nude model -- in town, only to find himself joining the campus ex-gay support group and nabbing a girlfriend! Kyle's ex boyfriend, Marc, is horrified at the plan and decides to pursue the confused Troy with his own tactic -- being his out gay self. Who will win him first?
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Phillip J. Bartell
Production: Ariztical Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
79 min

Iwant aboyfriend!

Ijust reallywish

Caleb was still here.


weretryingto sleep with?

No... Well, yes, he was my

roommatewho I used to want.

Your roommatedumped you?

No, myboyfriend dumped me.


to help methrough this.

So is your roommate thegay

oneorthestraight one?

You'renotlisteningto me.

Myboyfriend's gay!

And notjustthat-

he'sthehottest gay

Iwill ever make itwith!

Honey, you'regonnamakeit

with plenty ofhotties.

It's not even that.

He's gonnafind anew


and I'mgonnabe alone.

Youwon'tbe alone.


ofrainbowfish in thesea.

Ha, ha.

Plentyof cocks

in thehenhouse.


Plentyoffreshmen ass

in thelocker room.

Eww! Mom!

Kyle, I amreallytrying here.

I know, Mom.


Do you knowwhatit's

like to bea gayman

trapped in a woman's body?

MyGod, you haveno idea.

Well, there's likefive

gaymen trapped insideofme.

And they'reall greasyand

having sexwith each other,

just trying to...

fucktheir wayout.

Send mean X-ray.

Whyareyou being

all FionaApple?

I brokeup with Shane.

He's single?

Hands off, cockmonger.


Whatis with straight guys and

their aversion to sucking dick?

Ijust got dumped.

Whatis with gay guys wanting

to suck everyone's dick?

Yeah, I heard.

I'm so sorry.


Sorryyou're apsychopath.

I saythis with mytrademark

sweetness, butyou do knowthat

Marc was thebestthing

thatwill ever

happen to you?

Hey, I'ma catch!

Says who?

Your mom?

Other peopledo, too!

Ijust... Iwantto hear,

"I loveyou,"

instead of"Take it,

you tightlittlesnatch. "

Hi, Mr. Thompson.

Tiffani -oh, I loveyour

pastel paisleyhalter

with thechiffon

inlet overlay.

Mywife has one


Okay, class -fingertips!

I don't knowhowmanyof you are

sickto death of still life,

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Phillip J. Bartell

Phillip John Bartell (born February 18, 1970) is an American film editor, screenwriter, producer and director. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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