Eating Out: All You Can Eat Page #2
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- 2009
- 80 min
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- You're hardly a man,
no one would pay for you,
you'll help out
behind the scenes.
- Why would I do that?
- I gave you that job
and I can replace you
with an immigrant, like that!
- Okay, okay,
it's just that I'm not
into the whole gay scene.
- Welcome
to the whole gay scene.
Are you kids here
to volunteer?
- I'm not but Casey is.
- Fabulous.
Darling, you're shaking
like a little Chihuahua.
Don't be nervous,
I don't bite...much.
- He's never volunteered
before.
- Oh, a virgin.
- If you don't count
anal.
- Well, either way,
fill out this paperwork
and then I'll have Zack,
our volunteer coordinator,
meet with you and figure out
which position
you'd be most comfortable in.
So to speak.
- That's why
I don't like these places.
They're full of these
old horn dogs
looking to get laid.
- Jesus.
Lay off the fox news.
- Really, I always hear
'the gay community' this,
the 'gay community' that.
But all I see are a bunch
of drunk a**holes
looking for sex,
who don't care anything
about relationships.
- Excuse me,
Maria full of grace,
but that doesn't sound
any different
than any straight bar.
Drunk sweaty men.
Drooling, groping,
pressing their manhood
all up against
your supple ass
on the dance floor.
- God, you are gayer
than I am.
- Honey, I'm gayer
than a Kevin Spacey
and what's wrong with that?
- Nothing, it's just
I'm disappointed
at how sex-centric
the gay community is.
- It's called homosexual,
not homo-hug-ual,
what did you expect?
- Romance?
I want to travel the world
on scooters, adopt children.
- Children
are just abortions that eat.
- You know what?
Forget it, I am not signing
that stupid...
Oh, my f***.
- I see you got
your paperwork.
- Uh, yeah...
just let me sign it.
- Cool.
Jonathan?
- Uh, Casey.
- Oh, I'm Zack.
This is Tandy.
- I'm his best friend.
- That's so funny,
I'm here with my best friend,
Tiffani.
- No, I'm more like
your boss.
- Wow, best friends
with T names.
- Yeah, we should like
form a club.
- Excuse me,
I gotta go take a sh*t.
- I'll come with.
- So you're comfortable
taking off your clothes?
- What?
- Oh, I just assumed
you were volunteering
to be one of the studs
in the male sale.
- I'm clearly not a...
stud.
Are you a...a stud?
I mean in the male sale?
- Yes, I'm in the auction.
But I sorta do
everything around here.
- So, wow, how'd you get
into volunteering?
- I'm running credit
for this faggotry studies class
and it's a good way
to meet people.
- Totally good way.
- Well, they look
like they're getting along.
- I guess we have to pretend
to like each other now.
- Wow, you're really good
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