Eat the Rich Page #2

Synopsis: Alex is a disgruntled waitress at a snobby exclusive restaurant who falls on hard times. Forced to deal with the contempt and disgust of the upper class, Alex & cohorts attempt to go on a rampage. Meanwhile, General Karprov and Spider plot to involve the inept anarchists into their plans to derail the prime-minister-to-be's campaign.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Peter Richardson
Production: Warner Home Video
 
IMDB:
6.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
43%
R
Year:
1987
90 min
230 Views


"- What's going on here?

- I'm afraid it's something of a waiting game,"

"- Home Secretary.

- Don't give me that bollocks."

"Oi! Sinbad! You see that?"

"I'll put that...

soon as you come down!"

"Here, hold that.

I'm going in."

"- Excuse me.

- Oh, it's all right. I'm with him."

"Oh, of course. Sorry."

"Nosh!"

"Nosh!"

"Nosh! Nosh!"

" You know the rules

You all know the game "

" Try to do what's right "

" And I swear

I can't complain "

"- Nosh!

- If I die tonight "

"- But I don't think it's in the stars

- Nosh!"

"- Nosh!

- What?"

"Look!"

"Go on, then! Jump!"

"Who's storming this place?

You or me?"

"Well, keep your mouth shut!

Right!"

"- History.

- Who stormed the Iranian Embassy in 1984?"

"Oh!"

" See me running

all around the world "

"- Trying to make some time "

"Back and forth!"

"You don't mean the Israeli

ambassador, surely?"

"Come out!"

"Both of you!"

"- Now, what's it all about?

- He started it."

"- Shut up! You!

- They took our country!"

"- It was ours first.

- No, it wasn't."

"- Was.

- Wasn't!"

"Shut up!"

"Now, I don't care

whose fault it is."

"I just don't want no more

interruptions, got it?"

"Now, you give him back

his country."

"And you, smart yourself out."

"Well, he's done it.

It's absolutely incredible."

"Singlehandedly, this man has tackled

the Middle East crisis head on."

"They said it couldn't be done,

and he's done it."

"I don't think we need to wait for the

public opinion polls to know that"

"today's piece of work won't bring any

harm at all for the next election."

"Fascist bully!"

"Nosher! Nosher!"

"Got some nice NATO

stuff this time."

"How's that?"

"Oh, very good."

"Yes."

"Yes, well done, Spider."

"Now then, what are

we going to do"

"about the Home Secretary?"

"Yeah."

"Who'd have thought the shriveled up

bastard would have got that lucky?"

"You realize that Cockney fascist could ruin

all our plans if he wins the election."

"Yeah."

"Are we gonna chop him, then?"

"Couldn't we put out

a rumor he's gay?"

"Do you speak English?"

"Yes, and I can tie

my own shoelaces too."

"Were you born in this

country?"

"Look, you're not writing

my life story, honey."

"Just give me a nice state

handout and I'll be on my way."

"- What's your address?

- Look, I've told you, I'm homeless."

"Well, then, we've nowhere

to send your gyro, have we?"

"Yeah, that's right. So why don't

you just give it to me right now?"

"Look, I haven't eaten

for two days."

"I could pass out

at any moment, right here."

"- Right now!"

"You pass out where you like. But

you're not getting any money"

"until I'm satisfied that you're not

an unnecessary burden on the state."

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