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starting to get my buzz on.

Yeah, great.

Look, I have a gun

right here in my purse,

And I'm not afraid to

shoot your dick off

Right now on this couch.

But if you go get

me and my girlfriend

Another drink, I'll be

happy to make it up to you

With a handjob in the bathroom.

So now which one of those

scenarios would you prefer?

Hmm?

Baby girl, do you

want another drink?

Yep.

Hey, Louis CK, yeah, you.

You wanna get my girl

a vodka and soda?

Yes, sir.

Thanks.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

Sh*t, you know

what, I've gotta pee,

I'll be like two seconds, okay?

Can't you wait,

we're on our way out.

Novi, I've already

like, broken the seal,

I mean that dipshit just

bought me like, four beers.

I'll be right back.

Well hurry up,

I don't feel good.

Okay, I'll be right

back, but just watch out

For Ren and Stimpy, okay?

How's it goin'?

What's your name?

Novella.

Are you an actress?

Why do you ask?

You have a movie star name.

Thanks.

What's your last name?

McClure.

Really?

That's an incredible name.

What do you do?

I'm an actress.

Seriously?

I knew it, you're

beautiful and skinny,

You have an amazing name.

Don't worry I'm not

gonna friend you

On Facebook or anything.

Oh, good.

So uh, what's your

name and occupation?

Me?

Um, my name is

Simon, I am a doctor.

Call me Dr. Simon if you want.

That's what I call myself, so.

Are you really a doctor?

I am.

So, do you save

people's lives and stuff?

I do, if you

consider saving lives

Talking to rich people

about how bored they are.

Mmm, not so much.

Yeah, me neither.

I usually just tell

people I'm a surgeon,

But, I don't know, you

bring out the truth in me.

I have that effect on people.

Maybe you should just

change your name to Polly.

What?

Like a polygraph test?

Okay.

Yeah, it's a lie

detector test, yeah.

I was really going 'til

that last one, huh?

Yeah, it kinda came

out of left field.

Uh, speaking of which,

looks like I'm up to bat, so.

You have a boyfriend

or something?

Hey, let's go.

Come on.

Nice to meet you, Dr. Simon.

You too.

Novella McClure.

(Loud bang)

Ugh.

Oh, my god this is so stupid.

Sh*t.

Oh, f***, that's right.

Hi there.

What's your name?

Novella McClure.

Miss McClure, I was

hoping you'd make it out.

Oh, really?

Are you a casting agent?

Oh no, I'm just

helping out today.

Oh, well thanks,

I'm happy to be here.

Ha ha, I'm sorry,

what I meant was,

I've seen you before, and

you have a great look.

Do you do any modeling?

Of course I do modeling,

are you looking for models?

A friend of mine

has a company, and is

Looking for some new faces.

He's really talented.

Oh, well what's the

name of the company?

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