East Meets West Page #2

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jeffrey Lau
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
3.9
Year:
2011
100 min
42 Views


I go to Guangzhou to chop that b*tch

They are down there

The birds are pecking them

It's mutation of bird flu Dad

Thank you Roger

Daughter, I've heard there are lots of singers

staying in Art Capital hoping to be discovered

Well, your wife is "lucky" this time,

let me tell you

I'm here to chop her up

I'm heading back to Hong Kong

after I'm done! Got me?

No way! If we could just handle this concert

I could turn over a new leaf

What if those knock off Wynners get popular

I am their manager

Art Capital, please

Megan, here's my chance

If I become an actor

I could finally get close to you

Roger

I am Wen from Foshan

I graduated from the movie Yip Man

and the sequel

Hey Driver

Don't drive so Donnie Yen

Just a little more Lynn Xiong please

Hey!

We have no money

but talent and strong will

I am a policeman

weeding out the bad and

protecting the good is my sworn duty

It's Method Acting

I just turned Yip Man into a policeman

using only my imagination and a gun

but his name is still Yip Man

Fantastic

Well, I'll give you a chance

Alright, character, role, personality?

taxi driver

Ok! sit tight

This is crazy, does he has driving license?

...You two talent scouts, I could take on

it's just like flying a plane!

...ten Donnie Yens!

What are you doing?

I'm looking for singers, not circus performers

dad

What do you want?

I'm looking for my wife

Scarlet

What you said has inspired me

I'll sing a song for you

You are not the only singer here, I can sing too

manager

Go

Miss Jade! Miss Jade!

It's too dangerous here

they're just jealous of your music talent

why don't we just go home?.

I scarred my face and ran away from home

you think I'm an idiot?.

OK, dad would make me to be his CEO if I go back

but now I just need those two managers

to give me a chance

I want to sing

Bravo

why don't we invite managers home

then talk about the details?.

home my ass

hello, My Dear Lord, how are you

I almost persuaded her to come home

I am Noah and this is my ark

we are family from now on

and your business is mine

and my business is yours

don't go manager!

come on! come on!

hurry up dad, we're running out of time!

Bing, hold me tight

Yes, and you hold me tight too, Miss

guys I just wrote a song

it's called Don't Be Jealous of My Talent,

wanna hear it?.

not necessary

- Hello

- help me

where are you honey?. we are at Art Capital

you son of a b*tch, you are a good troublemaker

and a great swindler

but not much of a wife

your husband got his ass kicked because of you

son of a b*tch, how could those bastards find me

if you didn't lose the phone?.

b*tch, I'm looking for my husband,

it's none of your f***ing business

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Jeffrey Lau

Jeffrey Lau Chun-Wai (simplified Chinese: 刘镇伟; traditional Chinese: 劉鎮偉; pinyin: Liú Zhènwěi; born 2 August 1952) is a Hong Kong film director, screenwriter, actor and producer. Lau is famous for writing and directing "mo lei tau" comedies. His comedies include A Chinese Odyssey (with Stephen Chow) and Chinese Odyssey 2002, the latter which was voted Best 2002 Film by the Hong Kong Film Critics Society. more…

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