Earthbound Page #4

just telling I'm dealing

with a customer.

With a customer.

And stop letting

the homeless people

use the toilet.

Use the toilet.

But...

But...

You'll be okay, joe.

You'll be okay, joe.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

Ah!

The lost son of zalaxon.

The lost son of zalaxon.

The only hope for our universe

the only hope for our universe

on the brink of destruction.

On the brink of destruction.

Ah!

Ah!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Hi.

Hi.

Ah!

Ah!

Hi.

Hi.

Are you open?

Are you open?

Uh, yeah.

Good 'cause I want to

sell these.

You sell vintage toys, right?

I'll give you all of this

I'll give you all of this

for 100.

Sorry, I'm not sure

I can do this.

I can do this.

75 then.

75 then.

That's my final offer.

That's my final offer.

Okay, 60.

Okay, 60.

No, I don't think that we

no, I don't think that we

sell this kind of thing.

Sell this kind of thing.

Why not?

Why not?

These are classic toys.

These are classic toys.

I spent my youth

I spent my youth

collecting these.

Collecting these.

Really?

Really?

But you're a...

Girls can like sci-fi too,

you know.

You know.

Look, an original commander

look, an original commander

adama.

Actually, when people come in

looking for adama,

looking for adama,

they usually mean

they usually mean

edward james olmos not

edward james olmos not

lorne green.

Lorne green.

Well, there's no

well, there's no

accounting for taste.

Accounting for taste.

I know.

I know.

The old battlestar was just

the old battlestar was just

more fun, wasn't it?

More fun, wasn't it?

Yeah, the new one

yeah, the new one

is so bold faced.

And it's not as realistic

as people think either.

As people think either.

You know, in a dramatic sense.

You know, in a dramatic sense.

Look, the thing is I finally

look, the thing is I finally

got a nursing job after

got a nursing job after

nine months but I don't get paid

nine months but I don't get paid

until the end of the week

until the end of the week

and if I don't find

and if I don't find

the rent money by five p.M,

the landlord is just gonna

throw me out, so...

I didn't actually mean

to put this one in there.

To put this one in there.

You know what?

You know what?

Keep it.

You sure you want to

part with all this?

Part with all this?

Time to put

time to put

childish things away.

Childish things away.

Or sell them.

You know what?

There are some definite

there are some definite

collectibles in there.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Was it 100, did you say?

Was it 100, did you say?

Um, no.

Um, no.

Actually, 60.

Actually, 60.

Uh, well come on.

Uh, well come on.

Vintage lorne green?

Vintage lorne green?

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