Earth Girls Are Easy Page #2

No.

No, please. Stop.

No, no.

Well...

all right.

Ok.

Let's see.

Now, champagne, flowers,

Sushi, feathers,

Um, sensual oil,

Right,

And incense or...

let's see.

"Sprinkle a light bulb

with your favorite perfume

To sensualize the atmosphere

of your love trap."

Oh, no!

Oh, god. He's here.

Well, this is where we live.

We?

Yeah. Uh, you know,

Me and, uh, the cat bambi.

Just make yourself at home,

All right?

"How to drive a man crazy."

Aah!

Eat me, I'm a cookie!

I'm sorry.

I'm so embarrassed.

I didn't know ted had company.

I'm Valerie.

I don't usually

dress like this.

Here comes dr. Love.

All right, robin, a pileup.

Who's your friend?

Sh*t! Val.

Ted, what are you doing?

Uh, gee, nothing.

Wh-What is

going on here?

You brought her home

to have sex?

You weren't

supposed to be here.

You were going to

have sex without me?

Of course not.

I don't know

what you two had in mind,

But I'm not into kinky scenes.

Bye.

You look incredible.

Honey, she doesn't

mean a thing to me.

If meaningless sex

is what you want,

Why can't you have it with me!

I made a stupid mistake.

I wanted a last fling,

that's all.

You can't expect me

to be more evolved.

Evolved? I'll show

you evolved.

Wait a minute.

No. Now, don't do that.

That's very dangerous.

Cut it... Val, stop it!

Cut it out!

Val, come on!

The neighbors are watching!

Val, open up.

Sweetheart, open the door!

You're wanted

in emergency, dr. Love.

You can't do this to me!

I'm a doctor!

Here! Take these

with you, dr. Love.

And don't come back!

Ted!

Ted!

Ted, where are you going?

Go to bed, Mrs. Merkin!

Mrs. Merkin! Mrs. Merkin!

You're a liar,

and it took me forever

to figure that out

you could switch on a smile

pretend to be tender

but I know now

what you're all about

what a nightmare

my friends thought

you were a dream

you could switch on a smile

and seem so sincere

but you don't even know

what that means

I don't think

you'll ever understand

ooh, did cheating on me

make you feel like a man?

I used to worship

the ground you walk on

I did anything

you wanted me to

I used to worship

the ground you walk on

now I've lost my faith

in you

aah

Sunday mornings I'd wake up

lie in bed

watching you sleep

it was almost religious

how I believed in you

it hurt when you

destroyed my belief

I don't think

you'll ever understand

ooh, did cheatin' on me

make you feel like a man?

I used to worship

the ground you walk on

I did anything

you wanted me to

I used to worship

the ground you walk on

now I've lost my faith

in you

oh, I've lost

my faith in you

I used to worship

the ground you walk on

didn't think

I'd get by without you

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